五分钟后 我们在泡泡总部现场直播 Back in five, we are streaming live from Bubble HQ.
今天泡泡公司将会举办发表会 It's launch day at Bubble.
他们会推出什么样的高科技呢？ What incredible tech are they about to unveil?
-真是让人期待 -我们去看看 We're going in.
你曾经觉得孤单寂寞吗？ Have you ever felt completely alone?
感觉站在世界的边缘 超尴尬 Standing on the edge of things, so awkward,
也没有勇气接近任何人？ not daring to approach anyone?
如果你能够拥有一个完美朋友 What if you could have one perfect friend
它总是给你肯定 还会帮你交朋友 who thinks you're awesome, who can help you find friends
让你事半功倍？ and make it all easy?
（让你事半功倍）
请全体人员进入发表会场 All staff to the launchitorium.
马可 准备好了 Marc, they're ready.
马可 Marc?
好 就要开始了 So, this is it.
真的就要开始了 This is finally it!
今天泡泡公司 The day that we at Bubble
要送给全世界一个崭新的好朋友 give the whole world a new best friend!
马可… Marc! Marc! Marc!
这是团队的成就 各位 Aw! We did this together, guys!
是泡泡达成的梦想 This is what it's all been for.
而车库是所有梦想开始的地方 Right back to the time in the garage where Bubble started.
是我的 各位 我的车库 My garage, folks. My garage.
当然了 对 安德鲁 Of course, yes, Andrew.
谢谢 Thanks. Uh...
但今天 But today,
我们往前迈了一大步 we take a huge leap
从泡泡手机、平板和手表 from Bubble's phones and tablets and watches
进步到跟新世界产生连结 to a whole new world of connection.
它的核心 我的程式码 And at its heart, my code.
我的友谊算法 My algorithm for friendship.
（友谊算法）
它能启动你的新朋友 B宝 The code that drives your new best friend, the Bubble Bot.
欢迎体验 Welcome
（我爱程式码） 未来的友谊模式 to the future of friendship.
你们想见它吗？ You wanna meet it?
来吧 Okay!
-选我… -快看 快看 Me! Me! Me, me! Over here!
-选我 拜托 -选我 选我 Pick me! Please!
（艾莉B9）
幸运儿是艾莉B9 Do we have an "EllieB9"?
不公平 Oh, my gosh!
-天啊 是我 是我 -宝贝快 快上去 That's me, that's me!
真是幸运
嗨 Hi.
这些是妳的贴文 So, that's your posts, and friends,
好友和照片 对吗？ and photos, right?
-对 -很好 - Yeah. - Okay.
艾莉 这个要送给妳 Ellie, this is for you.
世上首创第一台B宝 The world's very first Bubble Bot.
哇 Wow.
试试吧 Go ahead.
（友谊安装中）
怎么回事啊？ What's happening?
它正在认识妳 It's getting to know you!
想对妳瞭如指掌 Everything about you.
（猴子 危险兔兔 太空 火星）
嗨 艾莉 Hi, Ellie.
《危险兔兔》 我最爱的节目 Danger-Bunny! That's my favorite show!
我也是 Mine, too!
好耶 Awesome!
可以无限下载外型 Infinite downloadable skins!
哇 Wow!
我喜欢猴子 I love monkeys!
APP、联络人、照片、简讯 Apps, contacts, photos, chat.
看这个 Ooh, look at this!
哇 Whoa.
音乐必须的 Music. Of course.
跳上来 Jump on!
可以让家长们放心的安全性设定 - Whoa! - Incredible safety settings to keep your parents happy.
地球上的东西你都能变吗？ You can be anything in the world?
全宇宙都可以 In the universe! Hold on.
坐稳了
我爱太空 Oh, I love space.
我也是 Me too!
全方位无死角沉浸式投影 Three-sixty degree immersive projection.
来张火星自拍吧 First selfie from the red planet?
好啊 Okay.
分享 Sharing.
-系统持续稳定连接到泡泡网络 -天啊 快点按赞 Constant connection to the Bubble network.
好酷喔 Oh, my gosh! Like it!
它在做什么？ What's she doing now?
这是主要功能 艾莉 This is why we're here, Ellie.
帮妳找到新朋友 To find you some new friends.
真的假的？ Oh, really?
葛雷丝梅11也想当太空人 GraceMay11 wants to be an astronaut, too.
-要加她好友吗？ -好啊 - You wanna friend Ellie? - Yeah, sure.
嘿 皮特66 Hey, Pete66.
对 Yes!
皮特是《危险兔兔》迷 Pete's a fan of Danger-Bunny!
-嗨 艾莉 这好酷喔 -嗨 对啊 - Hi, Ellie. This is so cool! - Hi!
我去年去过太空营 Yeah, I went to Space Camp last year!
-真的？ -友谊是个双向道 - Your best friend... - Awesome! ... out of the box!
大家一起来 Let's do this!
尽情交朋友吧 Let's make friends!
巴尼？ Barney?
-什么事？ -你穿安全背心了吗？ - Yep? - You have safety vest?
-嗯哼 -点心带了吗？ - Uh-huh. - And snack?
带了 奶奶 Yeah, Gran.
我走了 拜 I'll see you later.
怪兽 两点钟方向 Troll! Two o'clock!
欧米纳米托铁 Omina mitotae!
成功了 想知道秘诀吗？ - I got you. - Do you wanna trade spells?
哇！ Whoa!
自拍 Selfie!
耶 Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
可通行 Safe to walk.
（早安）
（B宝 我能帮忙吗？）
哇 Wow!
你瞎了 小鬼？ You got eyes, kid?
抱歉 对不起喔 Sorry. I'm so sorry.
真是够了 Ah, seriously?
（最好的朋友 即刻拥有）
（诺莎中学）
忍者爆炸 Ninja blast!
你也喜欢啊？ Hey, you're a fan, too?
当然喜欢 Of course.
-我叫朱力安 -我叫阿兔
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey! - Hey!
-嘿 -嘿 同学
看左 伊森 看右 尽速通行 Look left, Ethan. Right. Now let us cross.
到黑暗面 To the dark side!
您有九则新讯息 You have nine new messages.
-您有十个赞 -讯息给艾比 - You have ten likes. - Message Abby, I'll be there in five.
-我五分钟后到 -杰克想加你好友 Jack wants to friend you.
您好 您…您有六则讯息 By Odin's beard, you have six messages.
-看到露比PO的了吗？ -分享中 - Did you see Ruby's post? - Sharing.
嘿 莎凡娜关注我了 Hey, Savannah just followed me.
14个赞了
艾萨克接受好友邀请 Isaac accepts your friendship.
所以妳看到岩浆 So, you see how the magma from the upper mantle
是怎么从地幔向上推进了吗？ pushes up into the chamber.
-好酷喔 -标记下来 - That's cool! - Label chamber.
她过来了吗？ Guys, guys, is she coming yet?
这太刺激了 - This is going to be crazy. - She's coming.
来了 来了 Hey, Savannah!
-嘿 莎凡娜 -嘿 莎莎 Hey, Sav.
鞋子真美 Cute kicks!
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 同学 我是莎凡娜 Hey, guys. Savannah here.
等一下我会跟大家聊聊 So, later I wanna talk to you guys
关于海洋污染的问题 about plastics in the ocean,
还有我的新发型 and this new great blowout.
-逊耶 李奇 -高画质镜头 - Lame, Rich. - Top quality footage.
按赞并订阅… Like and subscribe...
PO在频道上 Posting to your channel.
好好笑 李奇
哭哭 巨怪 我要开火啰 Weep, trollboy, I am fire!
没什么好看的 Nothing to see here.
（给艾娃 受邀巴尼的派对）
哇 巴尼 你过生日啊？ Wow, Barney. It's your birthday.
你还没有B宝吗？ And you still didn't get a B-Bot?
谢谢妳提醒我 Thanks for breaking that down.
巴尼要办生日派对 Barney is having a party.
-真的？ -不… - Really? - Uh, no, no, no.
飞吧 小脚脚 Fly free, little one. Phoosh!
没事吧 巴尼？ You okay, Barney?
没事 抱歉我入镜了 Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm in your shot.
你挺可爱的 That's so sweet.
放心 会加滤镜 But I have a filter for that.
拜拜 Ciao.
美女主播要下线了 爱你喔 This is your girl, signing off. Love you, guys.
下课啰
-建立群组聊天 -检视科学小组 - Create Sav's group chat. - Check for Science Squad.
（不符合）
走啰 Okay.
你干嘛？
加油 18分钟的下课地狱 Okay. 18 minutes of recess hell.
你撑得住的 You have got this!
嘿 莎莎 我滑了妳的贴文
您有一则讯息
-嘿 -怎么样？
充电
好像不行 Maybe not.
-巴尼 -糟了 - Barney! - Oh, no.
又一个人吗？ All alone again?
不 我很好 只是… No, I'm good. I just...
-自己过生日？ -不… - On your birthday? - No, no, no...
开什么玩笑？谁告诉她的？ You have to be kidding me. Who told her?
你奶奶打电话来了 Your grandma called the school.
老师我该走了… I just need to go...
我忘了拿吸入器 I forgot my, uh, inhaler.
另一个 The other one.
知道了 你必须坐下来 Got it. You need to sit down.
（需要朋友吗？很快就会出现）
（友谊长椅）
这招很有用 巴尼 等着瞧 This is gonna work, Barney. You'll see.
-绝对行不通 -一定可以 - It really won't. - Yes, it will.
这样只会更糟糕 It kind of makes things a lot worse.
-哇 -真直接 - Wow. - Brutal, man.
来嘛 抱一下 勇敢的勇士 Come on. Bring it in, brave soldier. Whoa... What?
抱一下 巴尼 - Oh, ho ho! - Bring it in, Barney.
来吧 小巴尼 抱一下 Come on, Barney boy. Bring it in.
我还能有多惨啊？ Wow. How low can a kid go?
好 如果有人走过来 Now, when someone comes along,
跟他们聊你的嗜好 talk to them about a hobby.
你不是写过一篇收集石头的作文？ Didn't you write me an essay on rock collecting?
对 可是我… Yeah. No.
想跟巴尼说话吗？他喜欢石头 Will you go talk to Barney? He loves rocks.
他需要朋友 He needs friends.
-今天是他的生日 -喔 天啊 It's his birthday.
杀了我吧 Kill me now.
生日快乐 Happy birthday!
汤老师说你想聊石头？ Ha-ha. Miss Thomas said you wanna talk about rocks?
谁喜欢石头？ Who likes rocks?
你喜欢石头啊？ So, you're into rocks?
很好啊 That's nice.
真的假的 老兄？ Seriously? Dude, it's your birthday
你过生日 可是却还没有收到B宝啊？ and you still didn't get a B-Bot?
也许他不想要B宝啊 Maybe he doesn't want a B-Bot.
也许他宁可要石头 Maybe he prefers rocks.
嘿 你是石头(摇滚)明星 巴尼 Hey. You're a rock star, Barney.
-喔 咔嚓 -拍到没？ - Oh, snap. - Ha-ha! You get it?
你最爱的电影明星是谁？巨石强森？ Who's your favorite movie star? The Rock?
不好笑 - Killer, Rich. - Ha-ha-ha!
你真石赞 You rock, man!
这下没完没了了 Just gets funnier and funnier.
-拜 -好喔 待会见 Oh, hey, Barney.
巴尼 丢石头看谁先到你家？ Can we rock up at your house?
真好笑 李奇 That's funny, Rich.
给我们看看你收藏的石头？ Check out your awesome rock collection?
不 李奇 No, Rich.
我想你可能不能来我家 I'm afraid you can't come to my house.
我有苦衷 For some reason.
拜托 放开 Come on! Get off! Hey!
今天是我生日 你这个笨蛋 It's my birthday, you dumb goat.
上线了吗？喂… Sorry, are we on the line? Is that...
是 你好 Yes, hello!
对 就是今天 高桥先生 So, today, Mr. Takahashi,
普多斯基新奇国际出口公司 Pudowski Novelty Exports International
很高兴能够为您提供 are very excited to offer you
这款非常有趣的新奇产品 this highly amusing novelty,
兄弟式摇头僧侣 the Brother Bouncy car monk.
-它会摇 它会跳 还会… -不 - He wiggles, he bounces, - he's got... - Uh... No.
还会帮你固定手机 - He'll hold your phone. - Uh...
嗨 儿子 还好吗？ Oh, hi, Barney. Good day?
高…高桥先生 你在吗？哈啰？ Mr. Takahashi? Are you there? Hello?
妈 妳又拔掉路由器了？ Mom, did you unplug my router again?
我在连线 我需要这份订单 I had Tokyo! I need this contract.
好 我很好 Sure. It was fine.
巴尼 Barney!
-高桥先生？哈啰？ -祝你生日快乐 - Mr. Takahashi? Hello? - ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫
祝你生日快乐 ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫
过来 别偷看 很好 Come. Eyes shut. That's it.
-葛拉汉 -来了 来了 - Graham. - Yep, yep.
祝巴尼生日快乐 - ♫ Happy birthday, dear Barney ♫ - ♫ Dear Barney ♫
-祝你生日快乐 -祝你生日快乐 - ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ - ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫
-耶 -给我的宝贝孙子 - Yeah! - Ta-da! Oh, for... for my lovely boy.
谢谢奶奶 Thanks, Gran! Ow!
我用爱和羊毛织的喔 Made with love. And our own goat wool.
我也有礼物 And from me...
-希望是… -很期待吧？ - Could it be? - Wait for it.
拜托希望是真的 Is there any possible way?
（地理天才2000 少年石锤组）
哇 是石锤 Wow. Rock hammers.
石头是你的最爱 You always did love your rocks.
对 没错 Yeah, I did.
我很爱 非常爱 Always. Used to.
谢了爸…跟奶奶 - Thanks, Dad. - And Gran.
只是羊毛让我过敏 I just... The goats' wool and my allergies.
不…普多斯基家没有过敏史 Oh, no, no, no. No one in Pudowski family have allergy.
那波斯叔叔呢？ What about Uncle Boris?
他被附身了 是腰果里的恶魔做的 He was possessed. By a demon in a cashew.
是这样吗 妈？ I don't know, Mom.
你朋友什么时候来 巴尼？ What time your friends come, Barney?
-我忙了一整天 -哇 - I cook all day. - Wow!
都是拿手菜 This real food.
哇 牛肚汤 Yum! Schkembe!
这你朋友肯定没吃过 Bet your friends never had tripe soup before.
来听赞尼波格米 Ooh! I put on Zany Bogomil!
我们从前也这样 记得吗？ Like last time we had party, remember?
你当时才六岁 When you were six.
（瞄准独裁者）
真怀念 All right.
事实上 今天… Um, actually, the thing is...
没有人会来参加派对 No one's coming to the party.
没…没人？ No one?
大家都拒绝了你？ You ask and all say no?
儿子 我们… Son, we're
我们有一点担心你 a little worried about you.
你…你从来不跟人家玩 You... You never go out with anyone
也不邀请朋友来 or have friends over.
所以我们才想邀请你同学来 You know, that's why we thought invite the whole class!
请所有人到家里来玩 Get the whole gang over here, right?
让你可以自在的跟大家相处 You know. Get you in the swing of things with everybody.
我帮你朋友准备了派对点心 I make food for all your buddies.
我其实没有… I don't really have...
我想他们大概没有看过邀请函 You know, they probably just didn't read the invites.
现在没人用纸了 No one does paper these days.
他们…他们用B宝 They send messages
来传讯息 with their B-Bots.
是吗？现在只能用B宝来交朋友吗？ Really? You need a B-Bot to have a social life these days?
对啊 爸 差不多 - Eh, pfft! - Yeah, Dad, kind of.
不 我…我不希望你沉迷于电子产品 No. I don't want you addicted to some device.
你应该到户外走走 You should be out there in the woods.
跟朋友们一起玩 Kicking around with a buddy.
出去玩 小巴 交朋友 Get out there, Barn. Interact.
难道你想一辈子沉迷在那些萤幕… You don't wanna spend your whole life glued to a...
-B宝 -什么？ - B-Bots. - What?
只是一时新鲜 居然卖得这么贵 - It just a craze and they cost a fortune. - Mm-hmm.
对 Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
说得对 的确很浪费钱 It's... it's a waste of money.
不要也罢 No big deal.
泡泡快递 Bubble delivery.
什么？不可能 What? It can't be!
爸 我在做梦吗？ Dad, you were kidding me!
我… I...
我就知道你不会只送我石锤 I knew you wouldn't just give me rock hammers.
我就知道… I knew it!
喔… Oh.
石头 A rock.
（直播）
我们会…我们会摇滚你 ♫ We will, we will rock you ♫
我都拍下来了 兄弟 Yo, I got the whole thing, bro.
超好笑的 巴尼 你以为是B宝啊 It was hilarious, Barn. You thought it was a B-Bot.
B宝 A B-Bot.
B宝？ A B-Bot?
别闹了 李奇 Let it go, Rich.
通通给我滚出去 You get out of here.
是不是要我在你裤子里倒热鸡油啊 You want I pour hot chicken fat down your pants!
巴尼 怎么回事？ Barney, what's going on?
没事啦 爸 真的 It's okay, Dad. Really.
这很棒 These are great.
希望他们还没有关门 I hope they're not closed.
B宝 B宝 B-Bot, B-Bot.
怎么不买些实用的东西 Get him something useful
雪铲就不错 like a snow shovel.
电钻也行 Or a cordless drill.
这是他真正想要的 It's what he really wanted.
要是他妈妈还在 If his mom were alive,
她一定懂的 she'd have known that.
可怜的孙子
妈 小心 - Mom, people! - Ooh!
-有人 -疯婆子 - People! - Crazy lady!
有人 Whoa!
没事啦 看我的 It's okay. It's fine.
完美 Perfect!
（晚安）
等等… Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
-不… -等等 等等 - Argh! No, no, no. - No! No, wait.
-嗨 麻烦请妳等一等 -小姐 - Hi! Please... - Lady!
今天是我儿子的生日 ...hold on just a second. Uh, it's my son's birthday.
我要买B宝 I need a B-Bot.
也…也许基本款的就好？ Maybe just the basic model?
（只接受预购）
-只接受预购？ -不… No, no, no.
（需等候三个月） 等等
-拜托… -等三个月？ Hang on, please. Please, please.
这只羊给妳 羊换B宝 I throw in goat. Goat for a B-Bot.
牠能做妳朋友 She real friend.
而且要是哪天妳玩腻了 And when you get bored of this one,
还可以吃掉 krrr, you can eat her!
不浪费 救地球 Less waste, good for planet.
是啊 Yeah.
（我们不接受山羊） 我们不接受山羊
-什么？ -不…拜托 - What? - No. No, no, no. Come on.
等三个月？ Three month wait?
搞什么 饥饿行销啊？ What is this? Stalinist Russia?
我才不怕妳呢 泡泡怪头 I am not afraid of you, Bubble booble!
这次带什么？ What do you got for me, pal?
一些平板还有电话 We got five pads and some phones.
喔 是吗？那这个呢？ Yeah? What about that one?
刚刚不小心掉到车外了 Uh, that one fell out of my van earlier.
迟来的祝福 儿子 Happy late birthday, Barney.
哇…爸 爸 Wha... Dad! Oh, Dad!
你买给我了 You got me one!
-这个是真的喔 -对 我知道 - A real one this time! - Yeah, I can see!
谢谢…谢谢你 爸 Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!
还有奶奶 And Gran.
乖孙子 - Mwah, mwah. - Oh, you good boy!
嘿 动作快 你可以带它去学校 Hey, if you hurry, you can take it to school.
开始吧 Here we go.
什么？ What?
（友谊安装中）
不会吧？ Seriously?
拜托 拜托 Come on, come on!
不 什么？怎么会？ No. What? Why?
巴尼 上学啰 Barney, school time!
嗨 请输入用户名称… Hi. Insert registered name,
我是你…你…你… I am your... your... your... your...
我是… I am...
我的B宝 My B-Bot.
B宝 B-Bot.
看 你是我的即刻好友 Look! My best friend out of the box?
我是输入用户名称 I am, insert registered name's
最好的朋友 即刻拥有 best friend out of my box.
用户名称是我最好的朋友 Insert registered name is my best friend.
请连接到泡泡网络 Please connect me to the Bubble network.
怎么接？你没连线？ Uh, how? You're not online?
怎么样才能连？ How am I supposed to fix that?
没问题 我来检查数据资料库 No problem. I'll scan my database to find out
看该怎么做 how to do it.
好 酷 Oh, great. Cool!
这个问题的解答 The answer to your question
在泡泡网络上 is on the Bubble network.
巴尼 Barney!
请连接到泡泡网络 输入用户名称 Please connect me to the Bubble network, insert registered name.
好了 别再说了 那不是我的名字 Stop! Stop saying that! It's not my name.
没问题 请从我的数据库选一个名字 No problem! Please select a name from my internal database.
阿达斯、阿伦、阿伯翰、阿沙隆 Aadash, Aaron, Abraham, Absalom...
-阿沙隆 -嗨 阿沙隆 - Absalom? - Hi! Absalom?
我是阿沙隆的B宝 I am Absalom's B-Bot.
不…我的名字叫巴尼 No, no, no. My name is Barney.
什么是巴尼？ What is a Barney?
我只有A开头的选项 I have only entries for the letter A.
能让我完成下载吗？ Shall I complete my download?
对 对 下载 Yes. Yes! Do that!
没问题 No problem!
请连接到泡泡网络 Please connect me to the Bubble network.
好啦 算了 Okay, come on.
你不用那个标签啦 走吧 You don't need the sticker. Just come!
请连接… Please connec...
连接… Connec...
请连接… Please connec... Connec...
连…连接 Connec... Connec...
网络 Network.
没问题 No problem.
等等 你要去哪里？ Wait! Where are you going?
阿布达比 Abu Dhabi,
-阿迪斯贝巴、阿姆斯特丹 -你跟我的距离 - Addis Ababa, Amsterdam... - You're supposed to stay
-阿拉巴马 -不能超过六英尺 - within six feet of me. - Arizona.
六… Six...
对不起 I'm so sorry.
-嘿 搞什么 小鬼？ -你在做什么？ - Hey, what the heck, kid? - What are you doing?
-我在做什么？ -你在卡车底下 - What am I doing? - You walked under a truck!
嗨 阿沙隆？ Hi. Absalom?
你的交通感应器坏了吗？ What about your traffic sensors?
什么是卡车？是不是飞机… What is a truck? Is it an airplane,
-救护车、货车、摩托车？ -拜托 - an ambulance, an alligator, an aardvark? - Come on!
我们该去学校了 We gotta get to school!
什么是学校？ What is school?
这你也不知道？ You don't know what school is?
我的太阳能电池功能尚未开启 My solar battery function has not been uploaded.
嗨 阿沙隆？ Hi. Absalom?
我是巴尼 你怎么会不知道呢？ I'm Barney! How come you don't know that?
你应该对我瞭如指掌 You're supposed to know everything about me!
我应该对你瞭如指掌 I'm supposed to know everything about you.
你连生日快乐都没有说 You never even said happy birthday.
不…我明天再带你上学 好吗？ Hey, no, no, no. I'll take you to school tomorrow. Okay?
在家待着 好好学习 Stay here and learn stuff.
给我待着 Just stay. Stay.
待着 Stay.
我应该对你瞭如指掌 I'm supposed to know everything about you.
我积分榜第一名 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Top of the leaderboard!
想关注我吗 莎莎？ Whoo! Wanna follow me, Sav?
火焰释放 - Uh... - Fire unleash.
嘿 什…什么？ Hey! What?
第50级隐藏关卡 老哥 It's a level 50 Easter egg, man.
看我怎么修理你 You're mine for an hour.
-什么？ -逊咖… - What? - Loser! Loser!
还给我 - Give it back! - Ooh!
拜托 干嘛这样？ Oh, come on! Really, guys?
你该让位了 诺亚 Not on top now, Noah.
不要那么斤斤计较 愿赌服输 Don't focus on the negative. It's very aging.
有138位好友在笑 A hundred and thirty-eight friends are laughing. Meow.
有三个人在关注科学小组 Three people are following Science Squad.
这三个人真的喜欢科学吗？哇 Three people actually like science? Wow.
有两个人在关注科学小组 Two people are following Science Squad.
我能关注妳吗 艾娃？ I could follow you, Ava.
我…我有B宝 只是… I... I got a B-Bot. It's just...
在家里 下载我的资料 It's at home, um, downloading my profile.
好啊 Okay.
（普多斯基）
普多斯基 Pudowski.
对 我…我们之前聊过 Yeah, we... we chatted earlier.
好 你看喔… So, here we go... Ta-da!
等一下 Wait for it.
嘿 棒吧 Hey, come on!
-不要？ -不要 - No? - No.
我仓库里都是这东西 I got a huge warehouse full of these things.
我能给你个好价格 I can give you an unbelievable deal.
嗨 儿子 B宝怎么样？ Hey, buddy. How's the B-Bot?
小孩都喜欢 The kids love 'em.
嘿 我回来了 Hey, I'm back.
什么？ What?
噢啪… Opa! Opa! Opa!
快乐… ♫ Happy ♫
快乐… ♫ happy ♫
快乐… ♫ Happy ♫
快乐… ♫ happy ♫
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫
要抬膝盖 膝盖 Oh! Oh, and knees up, knees up.
喔 你没膝盖 Oh, no. You don't have knees.
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫
巴尼 我好喜欢这个B宝 Oh, Barney. I love new friend B-Bot.
它真是好玩 He's very funny.
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫
你把我的房间怎么了？ What have you done to my room?
我待在家… I have stayed here
好好学习 and learnt stuff.
-什么？ -我现在对你瞭如指掌 - What? - I now know everything about you.
我知道你的内裤 I know your underpants combust
在摄氏111.11度的环境下会烧起来 at a temperature of 232 degrees Fahrenheit.
比你的吸入器的熔点还要低负8.33度 Seventeen degrees below the melting point of your inhalers.
-什么？ -我知道你有11只袜子 - Wha... - I know you have 11 socks
和四本《公车比尔的传记》 and four books detailing the life of Bill the Bus.
现在我是你的即刻好友 阿沙隆？ Now, I'm your best friend out of the box, Absalom!
不 好朋友不会窥探隐私 No! A friend does not go through your stuff
烧东西、搞破坏 还有… or burn it or melt it or
肢解兔兔先生 dismember Mr. Bunky.
肢解兔兔先生的头 Removing Mr. Bunky's head
需要达到7.6牛顿的力 required a breaking point of 7.6 newton.
闭嘴 你是怎么了？ Stop! What is wrong with you?
-奶奶 -奶奶78岁 - Gran! - Gran is 78.
是前任反共产主义者 A former anti-communist
体重163.2… with an approximate weight mass of 360...
不…不乖 Whoa-ho-ho! No, no. Cheeky.
这个B宝 The B-Bot.
好像出问题了 奶奶 There's something wrong with it, Gran.
我看它很正常 It look all right to me.
它不应该这样 It's not meant to do that.
我不应该这样 I'm not meant to do that.
跟别的一样啊 Just like all the others.
要不要试试重开机呢？ Maybe turn it off and on again?
不 它…它没办法正常运作 No! It just... It doesn't work properly.
44 45 4… 44, 45, 40...
我来修吧 我们家人最擅长修修补补 I fix it! Pudowskis make do and mend.
-我只要先把电源孔钻开 -不 - Oh, if I just ram this up power outlet... - No!
妳会把它弄坏 You'll make it worse!
喔 巴尼 Oh, Barney.
我曾经用刀子和伏特加 Once, I mend my own hernia
治好我的疝气呢 with bread knife and vodka.
现在没人自己修了啦 奶奶 People don't mend stuff anymore, Gran.
都是去退货再… They just take it back and...
去退货？ Take it back?
你想让我跟你爸说对这个东西不满意？ You want I tell your father it not good enough?
不是 No!
我…不是 可是… That... No. But...
我该怎么办？ ...what am I gonna do?
带它出去 跟它好好玩 Ah. Take it outside. Have fun with him.
你记得波斯叔叔说过什么吗？ Uh... you remember what Uncle Boris used to say?
“聪明的人可以腌制任何东西” "The smart man can pickle anything,
“手套也行” even a glove."
什么意思？ The point being?
还好你不像波斯叔叔 At least you're not Uncle Boris.
他疯了 他吃了腰果就变了个人 He crazy. Never the same after that cashew.
好吧 好 Right. Fine.
你跟我来 You, come with me.
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫
嗨 阿沙隆 - Argh. - Hi, Absalom.
乖乖跟着我 Just follow me.
我们要去哪？ Where are we going?
随…随便 Uh, nowhere.
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky... ♫
嗨 一般垃圾 Hi, General Waste,
我们要去“随…随便”跟我好好玩 we're going to, uh, "Nowhere" to have fun with me.
一点都不好玩 好吗？ This is not fun, okay?
不好玩 好的 Not fun. Okay.
听着 我要把你送去泡泡商店 Look, I'm taking you back to the Bubble store.
我要换一个更好的 别介意 I have to swap you for a good one. No offense.
可是标语上面说 But according to the sticker,
我是你的即刻好友 I am your best friend out of my box.
听好 Listen!
“友谊是个双向道” 好吗？ Friendship is a two-way street, okay?
我有权利选择朋友 只是我不选你 I get to choose my friends, and I don't choose you.
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫
有完没完？ Seriously?
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫
糟了 Oh, no!
-你要去哪里？回来 -我好专业 好了吗？ - Where are you going? Come back! - Okay, guys, ready?
-三、二… -迪奇…达卡… - Three, two... - Two!
观看数零 Zero views.
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫
哇…这是什么啊？ Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this?
我是阿沙隆的B宝 I am Absalom's B-Bot.
看 它在裸奔 Look! It's naked.
我看得到它的屁屁 Yo, I can see its ro-butt.
-屁屁 -你看 它是B宝 - Ro-butt. - Get it? 'Cause it's a robot. It's...
李奇 Um, Rich...
把它还给我 好吗？ Would you give it back, please?
巴尼 Barney?
巴尼尼 Barnacle.
我要把它拿回去退货 I'm taking it back to the store.
拜托还我 Just please give it back.
喔 好啊 小巴 Yeah, sure, Barn.
拿去 Take it.
不过我有条件 But first you gotta
你要帮我做件事 do something for me.
-什么？ -对 - Uh, sorry? - Yeah.
你奶奶跟老师告状 Your gran rang the school.
你害我有事 这都是你的错 You got me in trouble. That's your fault, man.
你的错 兄弟 Your fault, dude.
-什么？ -好 来吧 逗我们笑 - What? - So, come on. Cheer us up.
-逗我们笑 -快点搞笑 - Cheer us up. - Do something funny.
我的个人频道需要一些新梗 I need some fresh content for my channel.
-对 新梗 -白烂的 - Yeah, content. - Something.
李奇 别这样 - Rich, come on. - Ooh!
你们唱那首奇葩歌怎么样？ Why don't you sing that song with Freak-bot?
-李奇 -对啊 - Rich. - Yeah!
-李奇 不要 -对啊 巴尼唱歌 - Come on, Barney. Do it. - Rich, no.
-我们不会唱 -你唱歌 - Do it, do it! - There isn't a song.
-不正确 -什么 不 闭嘴 - Incorrect. - No. Shut up.
这是赞尼波格米的歌 It is by Zany Bogomil.
-你奶奶的最爱 -停 - Your grandmother's favorite. - Stop!
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫
快点 巴尼 跟它跳 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ - Dude, come on, Barney.
快啊 兄弟 - You have to do it! - Go on, man!
你们放过我 好吗？ Can you guys leave me alone, please?
让他跳 汤老师又不在 Yo, yo, yo, make him dance. No Miss Thomas here,
对吧 兄弟 right, boys?
可是 不…我不要跳舞 I'm not... No. I'm not gonna dance.
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫
好吧 知道了 闭嘴 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ - Okay, I got it. Shut up.
-迪奇…达卡… -快闭嘴 Shut it now.
-我说 你闭嘴 -迪奇…达卡… I said shut it!
闭嘴 Shut up!
为什么打我？ Why did you hit me?
因为我讨厌你 怪咖 'Cause I don't like you, derp-droid!
我讨厌你 怪咖 I don't like you, derp-droid!
你… What?
笨蛋宝 Dumb bot.
-对 -滚 - Yeah. - Yes!
好了 来 我们… Okay, come on. Let's...
B宝不会推人 B-Bots can't shove!
这就是对… That's how you do...
不正确 我能用每平方英寸 Incorrect. I can shove with a compressive force capacity
29磅的压缩力往前推挤 of 29 pounds per square inch.
受撞击时 My resin skin tenses on impact
我的树脂皮肤会保护我的CPU 你能吗？ to protect my CPU. Does yours?
好 够了 All right, that's it!
我要把你给摧毁 I'm gonna destroy you!
喔 不 Oh, no.
它样子好怪 Yo. Why does it look like that?
我要把你摧毁 I'm gonna destroy you.
-怎么回事？ -我要把你摧毁 - What's happening? - I'm gonna destroy you.
不会吧 走开 Dude, seriously. Back off.
-我要把你摧… -不要 停 - I'm gonna destroy you. - Hey, no! Stop!
-快跑 -摧…摧毁 Run!
我要把你摧毁… I'm gonna destroy you. I'm gonna destroy you. I'm gonna destroy you.
好玩吗 阿沙隆？ Is this fun, Absalom?
-好玩 不… -救命 - Yes! No. - Help!
-好玩 -不 - Oh, no. - Yes!
-快点报警 -我要把你摧毁 - Someone call the police! - I'm gonna destroy you.
联系当地执法部门 Contacting local law enforcement.
-我跟你对不起 真的对不起 -我要把你摧毁 - I am sorry, bro. Seriously! - I'm gonna destroy you.
我要把你摧毁 I'm gonna destroy you.
快结束直播 Cut the live stream!
（0人观看）
不要啊 兄弟
不 它在拔我的头 Bros, it's pulling my head off!
41牛顿 41 newtons.
-兄弟 -42牛顿 - Bros! - 42 newtons.
-不…不能拔掉他的头 -43牛顿 Hey, no, no, no! You can't pull his head off.
我们会有麻烦 We'll get in trouble!
好的 阿沙隆 - Help! - Okay, Absalom.
不能拔掉他的头 I cannot pull his head off.
够了 你死定了 普多斯基 That's it. You are dead meat, Pudowski!
对 你完蛋了 Dude, you are finished!
-对 我们得走了 -我们不会放过你 - Oh, yeah. We gotta run. - We're coming for you!
我们快点跑 来 We gotta run right now!
什么？ What?
好耶 Floor it!
刚刚太赞了 That was awesome, okay.
虽然这样不对 But terrible,
可是好爽 but awesome!
说真的你不能打人 尤其是李奇 I mean, you can't hit people. Especially Rich Belcher.
天啊 你打了李奇 But, oh, man! You hit Rich Belcher!
我真搞不懂耶 B宝不打人的啊 I don't get it. B-Bots can't hurt people.
它们不是有安全性设定什么的 They have mega safety controls and stuff.
不正确 我没有安全性设定什么的 Incorrect. I have no mega safety controls and stuff.
设定未能上传 The settings have not been uploaded.
什么？真的？ What? Really?
真是太狂了 You're insane!
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
把我换一个更好的 To swap me for a good one.
不…等等… No, no, no. Hey, look. I've been thinking,
我想了想 也许我… and maybe I...
不许动 Freeze! I think it's him.
我发现它了 You gotta give me
描述特征、颜色 a description, color.
好 白色 Yeah, uh-huh. White.
-身高？ -61公分 - Height? - Two foot tall.
-树脂？ -对…树脂 - Build? - Yeah. Plastic.
抱歉 警官？ - Excuse me, sir? - Whoa!
别…别紧张 Easy.
很好 你们两个 Okay. Both of you,
把手举起来 hands where I can see 'em.
迪奇…达卡… ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫
-你不能那么做 -交出来 Give it here!
是我们的B宝 That B-Bot is ours!
这东西疯了 It's a lunatic!
它在跳舞 是我教的 - It's just dancing. - I taught it.
-我花钱买的 -它只是听了我的话 - I paid for that. - It was just doing what I said.
-快拿走 它疯了 -没问题 Take it away! It's crazy!
还好我不像我叔叔 At least I'm not Uncle Boris.
-迪奇…达卡… -我想它只是有点故障 I'm... I'm sure it's just a minor issue.
它很暴力 不受控制 It's violent, uncontrollable,
具有高度危险性 and highly dangerous.
好的 交给我 我会检查 Okay, great. Let me look into that.
不 我的B宝没有问题 No. There's nothing wrong with him.
它会攻击孩子 It assaulted a child!
它没有攻击人 It didn't assault him.
我打了李奇 虽然这样不对 I hit Rich Belcher. It was awesome, but terrible,
-可是好爽 -看？ - but awesome. - See?
-巴尼 你打架了？ -没有 - Barney... You were fighting? - No!
B宝不会有暴力行为 B-Bots are incapable of violence.
有人袭警 - Boink! - Officer down!
算他活该 Bah, he had it coming.
你不能拿走 是我的 You can't just take it. It's mine!
我还不知道他的名字 I don't even know his name.
你当然知道 是阿沙隆 Yes, you do! It's Absalom.
-嗨 阿沙隆 -什么？ - Hi, Absalom. - What?
根据我们的纪录 这个没有用户注册 According to our records, it has no registered owner.
可是我把所有棺材本 But I give all my funeral money...
-都给巷子里的那个人了 -妈 别说了 - ...to that man in the alley. - Mom... please.
你们跟巷子里的人买的？ You got it from a man in an alley?
-你是用非法途径买的？ -什么？ - Did you obtain this bot illegally? - What?
事情大条了 我们先闪了 This took a turn, and we gotta get out of here.
把它拿去销毁 Send it to the crusher!
-什么？ -你看到了 - What? - For all we know,
它会杀人 it could kill someone.
不 它是我的 是我的生日礼物 No. It's mine. It was my birthday present.
我们会把它送回原厂进行测试 We'll return it to the facility, run some tests.
妳要我关掉这家店吗？ Do you want me to close the whole store?
不…我马上安排销毁 No, no, no. Uh, one crushing coming up!
送到回收站 Use the recycler.
再见 阿沙隆 Adios, Absalom.
再见了(意大利语)/再见了(德语) Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen.
不 你不能这么做 No, you can't do that.
爸 拜托 它只是在保护我 Dad, please. It was sticking up for me.
巴尼 只能交给他们了 Barney, we gotta let it go.
我们来做笔录 Let's take some details.
贵姓大名 先生？ - What was your name, sir? - Uh...
阿沙隆 销毁好玩吗？ Absalom, will crushing be fun?
嗨 阿沙隆 - Hi, Absalom. - Shh.
-生日快乐 -你在做什么？ - Happy birthday! - What are you doing?
朋友距离不能超过六英尺 A friend must stay within six feet.
我们一起去销毁 We'll go to the crusher together.
不 销毁一点都不好玩 No! Crushing is not fun!
我们会扁掉、碎掉 It means smushed, flattened...
想… Think, think, think.
被消灭的意思 Annihilated.
被消灭的意思 不好玩 - Annihilated. Not fun! - Shh.
我们得离开这里 We gotta get out of here.
你去哪？ Where are you...? Ow.
回来 Hey, stop! Hey!
我们得离开这里 We gotta get out of here.
不 快回来 No. Come back.
抱歉 - Whoa. - Sorry.
-你要去哪里？ -你说“快回来” - Where are you going? - You said, "Come back."
喔 天啊 Oh,god.
再次抱歉 Sorry, again.
小莉 它跑了 Bree, it got out!
抱歉 Sorry!
它在哪里？ - Where is it? - Ay!
摔角选手 在三楼 Lucha libre, third floor.
-别跑 -糟了 - Stop! - Oh, no.
(太空进攻)
太空 Space!
《终极先锋》 Final frontier!
跟我来 Follow me!
抱歉 我们是一起的 Sorry, he's with me.
它无懈可击 He is unaffected!
它太厉害了 Invincible one.
宇宙大帝 Space Lord.
嗨 我是疯子 Hi, I am insane.
跟我来 Follow me.
跟我玩得开心吗？ Are we having fun with me?
当然 You bet!
你必须找到它 You have to find it.
一定在某个地方 继续找 It's gotta be here somewhere. Keep looking.
-在这边 -他在哪里？ Where is he?
他们去哪了？ Where did they go?
嗨 我是莎莉松鼠 Hi, I'm Sally Squirrel.
-便便时间 跟我唱 -不 安静 安静 - Potty time! Sing with me! - No! Shush!
你死定了 You are dead meat.
森林幼儿区 Preschool forest.
想要尿尿或便便 我们约在厕所见 ♫ Number one or number two ♫ ♫ Let's learn where we pee and poo ♫
快关掉 快关掉 Power down, power down!
好了 大家都出来 把手举高 Okay, everybody out. Paws in the air.
你们逃不掉了 I know you're in there.
真是的 Ugh! Really.
-巴尼 -我很抱歉 - Barney! - I'm sorry.
好大胆 How dare you! Are you calling me a criminal?
-妈 不…妳不要这样 -你认为我是罪犯吗？ - Mom, no, no, no. - You're not helping.
我可是付过钱的 I paid for it!
嗨 阿…沙隆 - Hi, Absalom. - Shh!
我会带你回家 好吗？ I'm gonna take you home, okay?
你有权利选择朋友 But you get to choose your friends.
只是你不选我 And you don't choose me.
我有选 好吗？我… I do, okay.
我一定选你 I choose you.
我可以修好你 就像奶奶说的 I can fix you, like Gran said,
我会教你怎么跟我做朋友 and I'll teach you how to be my friend.
好的 阿沙隆 Okay, Absalom.
很好 Okay.
我用户名称是阿沙隆 My registered name is Absalom,
但我的朋友叫我巴尼 but my friends call me Barney.
我朋友叫我… My friends call me...
荣恩毕斯卡斯科 Ron Bintscatsco.
好的 阿荣 Okay, Ron.
好的 巴尼 Okay, Barney.
上次是开罚单 One day parking ticket,
下次是不是要查封了？ next day firing squad.
妈 不会有那种事的 No, that's not gonna be a problem.
嘿 小巴 B宝的事我很抱歉 Hey, Barn. I am so sorry about the B-Bot.
我…我会再想办法 I'll figure something out.
没关系的 爸 没问题 It's okay, Dad. Not a problem.
我…我相信不会有事的 I... I think it's gonna be fine.
93、94、95、96 93, 94, 95, 96,
97、98、99 97, 98, 99!
销售量突破了一亿 One hundred million units sold!
耶 Whoo! Yeah!
好 我们创造了一亿个新朋友 Well, we made 100 million new friends,
去帮助孩子们面对面沟通、互动 all helping kids connect, meet each other, interact.
现在大家有了B宝 And all through their B-Bots.
谁还面对面啊？ Making friends face-to-face?
那早退流行了 So last three millennia.
这…这不是我们… That's not what...
那些小孩白天用B宝几百次 Some kids check in with their bots a hundred times a day,
晚上又用11次 plus 11 times overnight.
我们终于成功了 终结了不景气 We've finally done it. We've ended sleep.
计算方式可能要再调整一下 Uh, the algorithm may need adjusting.
想想我们收到的成果 Think of the data we can harvest!
不…我的设计初衷… No, no, no. I designed them...
-在我车库 -是为了交朋友 - In my garage. - ...for making friends.
是带来财富 Into dollars.
只要我们的股价再涨 If our share price goes any higher,
我们就躺着赚了 we'll have to give it a space suit.
不过 So
那个打小孩的B宝是怎么回事？ what about the B-Bot that punched a child?
它会袭警？ It hit a cop?
还有一个小孩 And a child.
它会袭警 B宝不能有攻击性 It hit a cop. We can't put that on the box.
不 不 No, no.
B宝不会伤害任何人 B-Bots are incapable of violence.
我的算法彻底保证不… - My algorithm totally ensures no... - - Ow! Ow! - Ow! Ow!
我最好再看看 I better look into that.
最好？ You think?
万一有人因此受伤呢？ I mean, what if someone gets injured?
要是因此影响了股价 I, for one, could not live
这点我绝对不能接受 with what that would do to our share price.
全都搞定了 It's not a problem.
我们刚刚在店里已经把它销毁了 We performed a complimentary in-store crushing.
很好 Good! Uh...
因为要是它还到处跑 Because if that was still out there,
我们就完了 we'd be toast.
听好 不要吵 Shh. Guys, no clucking.
好了 阿荣 如何成为我的朋友 Okay, Ron. How to be my friend.
（如何成为我的朋友）
你少了很多程式码 对吗？ A bunch of your code is missing, right?
那些设定都没上传 The settings have not been uploaded.
所以我要教你当我的朋友 So, I'm gonna teach you to be my friend.
这样你就能上学了 And then you can come to school.
什么是朋友 巴尼？ What is a friend, Barney?
朋友就是某个人非常… Well, a friend is a person who, uh,
喜欢… likes, uh...
他总是…我… Is always... I...
是那种“喜欢…他总是…我…” A person who, uh, "likes, is always, I."
好的 我是你的即刻好友了 Okay. Now I'm your best friend.
回来 Hey. Come back.
不…不只这些 No, no, no.
还有很多 阿荣 There's a lot more than that, Ron.
你必须知道我所有事 You have to know everything about me.
你要喜欢我这是一定的 You have to like me, obviously.
我喜欢的你也喜欢 Like all the same stuff as me,
而且你要支持我 and you have to be on my side.
但不能打人 包括李奇也不能 But don't hit people. Even Rich Belcher.
身高150 Hair, brown. Height, 4'11".
180比较好 你可以构到高处物品 5'11" would be better. You could reach high objects.
嘿 你对我瞭如指掌吧 Hey. A friend likes everything about you.
去上学吧 - What? - Let's go to school.
你又不知道怎么去 You don't even know where school is.
阿拉伯、阿布达比 Alice Springs, Allahabad,
阿拉斯加、阿根廷… Anchorage, Albuquerque.
（家 学校）
妈 电线短路了 Mom! You're shorting the power out!
你得要融入 You gotta fit in.
喜欢石头、下棋、吃豆人 Likes. Rocks, chess, Pac-Man.
-《公车比尔》 -不 - Bill the Bus. - No!
两岁读的书不算 That was when I was, like, two.
吐司 只能早餐吃 Toast. But only for breakfast.
奶油单吃 Butter on its own.
不喜欢负鼠、音乐剧、学校 Dislikes. Possums, musicals, school.
大概就这样 Generally.
友谊长椅 The BuddyBench.
虫虫 我不信任没有脸的东西 Eugh! Worms. I don't trust anything without a face.
停 Stop!
我正在融入 I am fitting in!
你和我的距离不能超过六英尺 You must always stay within six feet.
我会一直在六英尺以内 I will always stay within six feet.
除非我说不准 Unless I say not to.
我不准待在六英尺以内 I am not to stay within six feet.
不 不 有时候会 No, no. Sometimes, yes.
-有时 -有时不会 - Sometimes. - And sometimes, no.
-会 -例如 我心情不好 - Yes. - Like, if I had a bad day
-心情不好 六英尺以内 -或… - or... - Bad day. Always six feet.
（六英尺以内 除非我心情差）
过敏：羊、毛 羊毛 Allergies. Goats, wool. Goats' wool.
我基本上对什么都过敏 I'm basically allergic to life.
所以我喜欢石头 That's why I like rocks.
好可怜而且好悲惨 That is sad and also tragic.
你喜欢什么呢？满满的电力？ What are you into, huh? Electricity?
满满的电力比石头有用 Electricity is better than rocks.
阿荣 你在做什么？ Ron, what are you...
（石头、吐司…像我一样爱石头）
你会了 你在六英尺以内 Whoo-hoo-hoo! You got it! You got the six feet!
-不…横的是… -巴尼 Hey! No, no, no. That's... Barney?
我现在有点空 I got a little break.
要不要一起下一盘棋啊？ You wanna do something? Chess, maybe?
谢了 爸 我想自己玩 Uh, thanks, Dad. I'm good.
好吧 Okay.
石头 - Rocks. - Electricity.
-满满的电力 -石头才好 Rocks are better.
-满满的电力 -我说石头 - Electricity. - Uh, I said rocks.
我比较喜欢电力 I prefer electricity.
石头 Rocks.
满满的电力 Electricity.
加好友 List friends.
换个话题 Uh, next question.
我在学校其实不是真的不受欢迎 You know, I'm... I'm not actually unpopular, you know.
其实大家都很关注我 That would mean they know I exist.
-也许相反 -嘿 - Perhaps you don't. - Hey!
亲人清单 List relations.
爸、奶奶 一些外国的亲戚 Dad, Donka, some Bulgarian uncles.
奶奶说有一个叔叔被鬼上身 Donka says, actually, one was possessed,
但我想他只是对坚果过敏 but I think it might have been a nut allergy.
我当然也有妈妈 There was Mom, too, of course.
但是我两岁她就死了 But, uh, she died when I was two.
爸就带我们搬家 And Dad moved us out here.
当时我没有那么伤心 It doesn't make me sad exactly
因为我没有印象 'cause I... I can't remember.
可是我爸他很痛苦 But it did make things hard for Dad.
她被送回原厂去了吗？ She was returned to the facility?
也许吧 但没收据 I guess. No receipt.
一天抓14.5次脖子 Scratches neck 14.5 times a day.
-你在做什么？ -我在了解我的朋友 - What are you doing? - I am learning about my friend.
喔 酷 Oh, cool.
请击掌 表示我们建立连结 Please slap my hand to show we are bonding.
喔 好啊 Oh! Okay.
你睡着了 You went to sleep!
不 只是骗你 No. It was a move.
现在我是你的即刻好友了吗？ Am I now your best friend out of the box?
你还在想那件事啊 You're not still after that sticker.
不 阿荣 我很抱歉 等等阿荣 Oh, no, Ron. I'm so sorry. Hold on. Hold on.
-连结… -不 停 - Connect. Connect. - No! Stop!
-不 快停下来 阿荣 阿荣 -连结… - Oh, no! Not that one! Ron! - Connect. Connect. Connect.
-那是莎凡娜家 -连结… That's Savannah's house!
很好 打光 马里布滤镜 Okay, key light, Malibu filter.
-完美 -蹦 - Perfect. - Boom!
嘿 同学 Oh, hey, guys.
被妳抓到我耍废 You just caught me chilling.
爱美 Afloat.
爱闹 Aquatic.
爱演 Accident.
那是什么鬼啊？ What is that?
听起来像是大蟒蛇 或是坏小丑 It sounds like a giant snake. Or an evil clown!
他们住在树林 而且头还可以旋转 They live in the woods, and their heads go all the way around!
-坏小丑… -对不起 我太喘了 - Evil clown! Evil clown! - Sorry. I'm sorry.
刚才跑太急了 I'm just really wheezy, guys. I've been running.
阿荣 Ron!
巴尼普多斯基？ Barney Pudowski?
你毁掉了我的布景 You've ruined my aesthetic.
抱…抱歉 莎凡娜 Sorry, Savannah.
水池很棒 Nice pool.
等等 你什么时候有一个B宝了？ Wait. Since when did you even have a B-Bot?
它…哇 看看它 And... Whoa. Look at him.
对不起 我们该走了 I'm sorry. We're going right now.
我跟… I just...
巴尼 你的B宝超级怪 Barney, your B-Bot is, like, super weird.
-对啊 -还裸体？ - Yeah. - And naked?
还有等一等 它没加我好友？ And hold on a sec. Why hasn't it friended me?
你想加莎凡娜米兹好友吗？ Would you like to friend @theSavannahMeads?
不 它…它这些事都不能 No. He can't do any of that stuff.
不能 它不加好友 He can't make friends or...
它基本上什么都做不到 He's useless at all that.
-不能加好友？ -什么？ - Can't make friends? - What?
巴尼 别告诉我 Barney, don't say your weirdness
你的B宝跟你一样怪 has rubbed off on him.
交朋友就是它的功能 Making friends is, like, what he's for.
如果它做不到 If he can't do that,
那它就没有存在的意义 he's, like, literally pointless.
就只是一块到处跟着你的塑胶 Like, a lump of plastic just following you around.
销毁垃圾 Hashtag landfill.
-我的作用是交朋友？ -阿荣 - I am for making friends? - Ron...
我该怎么帮巴尼交朋友？ How do I make friends for Barney?
过来 Come.
不会吧？ - Seriously? - Ugh.
你分享他所有的事 You share stuff about him.
像他的食物照片或每天的行程 Like pictures of his food or his wake-up routine.
你搜寻认识他的亲友 You search for people who know him
或喜欢同样东西的人 or like the same stuff as him.
你给他们看照片 人家就会留言 You show them pictures, and then you get comments,
然后就会给他按赞 and then you get people that like him,
最后接受交友邀请 and then you get friend invites.
蹦 他就有朋友了 Boom! Now he has friends.
对 Duh!
阿荣 我们该走了 Ron! We have to go!
那巴尼需要朋友吗？ Does Barney need friends?
对啊 如果他不交 Well, yeah! Or, fun fact,
在学校里就很难生存了 he will not survive middle school.
莎凡娜 拜托别说出去 Savannah, please don't tell anyone.
我不应该有它的 I'm not supposed to have him.
它其实应该是个秘密 He has to be a secret.
（普多斯基新奇出口）
我妈妈她…她在重接 She's rewiring los electricos.
好了 独角兽便便 Okay. Unicorn poo.
-很棒吧 It's great.
你说你喜欢 You like it!
船运日期… Well, shipping date, um...
我被电到了 Ow! It shocked me!
介意我开着灯吗？ Mind if I leave it on?
我的存在毫无意义 I am literally pointless.
什么？ What?
我不能帮你交朋友 I cannot make friends for you.
对 Yeah. Well...
我也不擅长做这个 I'm not so great at that either.
你该看我下课的样子 You should see me during recess.
很糟 Oh, it sucks.
我站在边边… I stand there every day,
一个人 站在游乐场外 on my own, on the edge of the yard,
只希望 just hoping for
有什么人跟我坐在一起 a few people to share a bench with.
懂吗？ You know?
可是那又怎样？ But why would they?
因为上次他们来我家的时候 The last time any of them came to my house,
我们把他们烧了 we set fire to them.
又来了 Ow! Not again.
我想我们只能睡觉了 I guess I'll just sleep with it off.
晚安 阿荣 Good night, Ron.
（知道我的一切）
（不喜欢黑暗）
他们疯了 They're psychos!
就是他们 看到那个耳朵我就认得了 It is them! I'd recognize those ears from space.
OK 找位置 开定位 Okay. Location. GPS.
打…打起精神 Uh... Get up the grid.
它在哪里？ Where is it?
它其实并不在线上 Uh, it's not actually on the network.
这不可能 所以我不相信你 That's impossible. So, I don't believe you.
我们能追踪每个B宝 We track every B-Bot.
对 可是… Um, yeah, but...
好 这小孩 我什么都要 Then the kid. I want everything.
联络人、购物习惯、鞋型 Contacts, shopping habits, shoe-size.
你是说他的个人资料？ You mean his private data?
对 不然干嘛收集？ Sure. Why else do we collect it?
我们根本没有 他没有加任何好友 We've got nothing on him. He hasn't friended anyone.
也没更新贴文 也没分享 He doesn't blog, post, or share.
（没有朋友）
怪咖 Creepy.
这个影片是一个叫莎凡娜米兹PO的 The video was posted by @theSavannahMeads.
而且她一直都在线上 Her whole life is online.
安德鲁 是真的吗？它还在？ Andrew. Is it true? It's still out there?
商店搞乌龙 他们毁的是莎莉松鼠 The store made an error. They squished Sally Squirrel.
我…我们约在厕所见… ♫ Let's learn where we... ♫
真是太好了 That's awesome!
你在说什么鬼话？ What the heck are you talking about?
我查过了 然后… I looked into it. And...
看 就是这个样子 See? This is it!
我像他这么大的时候就想这样 It's what I imagined when I was his age.
他们在玩 They're having fun!
玩？ Fun?
你…
可…可是离线你要怎么玩？ How... How can you have fun offline?
这…这完全不合理 It's against nature.
安德鲁 我从来没有编写过笑的程式 Andrew, I never programmed B-Bots to laugh.
我一定要弄明白 能留下它吗？ I have to understand this. Can we get a hold of it?
当然可以 Ho-ho, we will.
我们这一区？整条街都没电？ My aerial? No power in whole street?
不 我不知道 No. No idea.
阿荣 不行 你得躲起来 What? Ron, no! You have to hide.
还不是时候 You're not ready.
对不起 我马上回来 I'm sorry. I'll be back soon.
杂物间里没有朋友 There are no friends in the shed.
嗨 Hi!
我是巴尼的B宝 I am Barney's B-Bot.
-我住杂物间 -小心 I live in the shed.
我的作用是交朋友 I am for making friends.
白痴 Idiot!
我在分享巴尼的早餐 请问喜欢吗？ I am sharing Barney's breakfast. Do you like it?
那你呢？ How about you?
要不要给这张照片留言 老奶奶？ Would you like to comment on this picture, old woman?
巴尼喜欢石头、气喘药 Barney likes rocks, asthma inhalers,
和奶奶做的饭菜 and his grandmother's food.
要不要来杂物间帮他按赞？ Will you come to my secret shed and like him?
不…不要 不要 No. No, no. No.
巴尼也喜欢石锤 Barney likes rock hammers, too!
我迟到了 I'm gonna be late.
我的裤子穿反了 My pants are on backwards.
是巴尼起床的SOP That was Barney's wake-up routine!
-然后呢？ -交友邀请 - Okay. - Friend request.
交友邀请 Friend request.
（影印店 影印扫描列印）
（巴尼的朋友）
（请当巴尼的朋友）
所谓的质数就是大于1的自然数 So a prime number is a natural number greater than one
而且不能被其他数字整除 that cannot be divided by any number.
你很热情很好 I know you're keen,
但是还没下课 巴尼 but it's not quite recess yet, Barney.
我气喘 我需要吸入器 Oh, my asthma. I need my inhaler, ma'am.
我…我马上就回来 Uh, I'll be one minute.
阿荣 你在这里做什么啊？ Ron! What are you doing here?
杂物间里没有朋友 There are no friends in the shed.
我的作用是交朋友 I am for making friends.
不…你必须回家 趁现在还没… No! No, no, no. You have to go before they come out for...
下课了 Recess.
您有两则新讯息 You have two new messages.
才两则？ Only two?
嘿 巴尼 Hey, Barn.
你有B宝？ You got a B-Bot?
叫他们带些零食过来
帅喔 Awesome.
帮他按一个爱心 加他好友
感觉还不错 Huh. Well, that went well.
我也觉得 I thought so.
您收到一张照片
好了 Okay.
你好 戴维斯 记得打给他
过来 Come on.
哇 这个好单纯喔 Wow, that's so minimalistic.
就像空白的画布 It's like a blank canvas.
交友邀请 Friend request.
阿莫汉对你的照片做了评论
下课 Recess.
好像还蛮愉快的 Maybe it'll be okay.
下课不会糟糕 Recess will not suck.
你会有朋友陪你坐长椅 You will have friends to sit with on a bench.
我不知道 I don't know.
对 应该吧 Yeah. I guess.
会有的 You will.
我帮你搜寻了 I have brought you some.
什么？ What?
我显然不是垃圾 I am literally not landfill.
这太疯狂了 This is so crazy.
阿荣 等等 Ron! Wait!
嘿 小心点啦 Hey,watch it man!
（巴尼的朋友）
你有五个新朋友 You have five new friends.
是我搜寻到的 I did a search for them.
夏恩喜欢廉价的酒精饮料和阴谋论 Shayne likes low-priced alcohol and conspiracy theories.
他相信瑞士下方有个秘密的蜥蜴政府 He believes there's a secret lizard government beneath Switzerland. - Shh.
让他住杂物间就加你好友 He will friend you if he can stay in the shed.
巴尼 老弟 Barney! Bro!
一年就好 最多两年 Just for a year. Two max.
是你朋友吗 巴尼？ Are those your friends, Barney?
这是什么？派对吗？ Is this, like, a rave?
这个朋友分享了你的早餐 他很喜欢 This friend shared your breakfast and liked it.
耶 Oh, yeah!
他跟你一样会饿 He gets hungry like you.
你的邻居巴太太的鹦鹉 Your neighbor Mrs.
跟你有共同的朋友 Baxter's parrot has one friend in common with you.
你的邻居巴太太 Your neighbor, Mrs. Baxter.
在你的照片上留言 He commented on your photo.
牠还在照片上做了别的事 He has done other things on your photo, too.
-玛格莉特会加你好友并分享 -不 - Margaret will friend you and share her... - No.
拿去 都给你… ...purse, watch, anything
她只要我把她放走 if I please, please just let her go.
现在下课时 你有朋友陪你坐长椅了 Now you have friends to sit with on a bench at recess.
我很抱歉 你们不能在这里 I'm so sorry. You can't be here.
巴尼 见五号朋友 Barney, meet friend number five.
这个小秃子 他也喜欢你的照片 This tiny bald man likes your picture so much,
他正在吃 he is eating it.
他在这里 罗根 There he is! Logan!
交友邀请 交友邀请 Friend request, friend request.
-阿荣？ -阿荣… - Ron? - Ron, Ron, Ron.
-各位来吧 阿荣… -阿荣… - Yeah! Come on! - Ron, Ron, Ron!
莎凡娜妈妈不认识这个男孩 Savannah Meads' mom didn't recognize the boy.
我们要去学校 We're at her school now.
好 好 Okay, sure.
各位我们低调一点 We keep this low-key, people.
谨慎、保持安静 好吗？ Discreet, nice and quiet, okay?
-爱你们 -阿荣… - Love you guys! - Ron, Ron, Ron.
普多斯基 Pudowski!
耶 去反抗当权者 Yeah! Sticking it to the man!
去见校长 快 Principal's office. Now!
飞机
-嘿 兄弟 -嘿 我们继续玩 Hey, bros. Ho-ho-ho-ho.
不行啦 快上课了
-走吧 普多斯基 快点 -准备好了 Come on, Pudowski. Move it!
就是你 对吧？ You're not new, are you?
你就是那个打我的疯子 You're that crazy broken dude who punched me.
你怎么做的？ How'd you do that?
我没有安全性设定之类的 I have no mega safety controls and stuff.
安全性设定、家长控制权、帐号限制 Safety settings, parental controls, account limits,
都没 all off!
难怪它可以打你 That's how come he hit you, dude!
我也好想要 这样它就能打我 I want mine like that. Then it can hit me, too!
还能看限制级电影 I could get R-rated movies.
拷贝 破解程式 Copy him. Find that code.
解锁 Unlock.
-解锁 -解锁 Unlock.
我们会有上兆的点阅率 He's gonna get us a trillion views!
我讨厌你 I don't like you.
我也讨厌你 I don't like you.
嗨 妳好 Hey, guys.
莎凡娜 发生什么事了？ Savannah. What's going on?
是泡泡总部 It's Bubble!
我的贴文太受欢迎了 My post is such a hit,
整个公司的人都关注我了 the whole company's following me.
是什么贴文？ What post?
两万个好友按赞 Twenty thousand friends love...
什么？我说过它必须是个秘密 What? I said he has to be a secret.
我知道 可是它太吸睛了 I know. But it went crazy!
你实在是有够怪的 巴尼 You're such an actual freak, Barney,
这真是酷毙了 it's, like, almost cool.
普多斯基 Pudowski!
普多斯基 怎么一回事？ Pudowski! What is going on?
没事 哈特莉校长 Nothing, Ms. Hartley.
你带婴儿到学校？ You brought in a baby?
还有人工加糖饮料？ Artificially sweetened beverages?
-跟鹦鹉 -跟鹦鹉？ - A parrot. - A parrot.
那个…
B宝在哪里？ Where is the bot?
呼叫总部 Call head office.
抓住它 Get him, boys.
解锁… Unlock, unlock, unlock.
打他们 Get 'em!
解锁 - Unlock. - Uh...
很好 帮我买一万个麦币 Okay. Buy 10,000 mechbucks.
成功了 Whoa! It works!
泡泡支付没限额度 BubblePay has no limits!
-是吗？ -给我武器 我要升级 Give me weapons. Give me upgrades.
武器全解锁 All upgrades unlocked.
嘿 权力脑残粉 Hey! Jerk of Thrones.
-干嘛？ -上啊 - What? - Get them!
那是我们的 Hey! Those are our bots!
快还给我 - Give them back! - Whoa!
升级巨无霸 Levelling up!
-哇 -我赢了 诺亚 - Whoa! - My prank, Noah.
我骑走了 Thanks for the ride. Oh!
李奇 回来 Rich, come back!
莎莎 谁比较逊？ Yo, Sav. Who's lame now?
嘿 Hey!
解锁 Unlock.
妳想连线 Do you wanna connect
所有泡泡网络里的使用者吗？ to all the users of the Bubble network?
你能连线他们所有人？喔耶 You can access them all? Um, yeah!
OK 嗨 世界各地的朋友 Okay, hi, um, everyone in the world.
我是莎凡娜米兹 This is @theSavannahMeads.
我现在人在诺莎中学 And this is Nonsuch Middle School.
我来了 Incoming!
简直是疯狂麦克斯大战芝麻街 It's Mad Max meets Sesame Street
现场直播 live streaming.
所有B宝的安全设定都关了 We think the safety controls are off on all the bots.
我们准备推送补丁 Uh, let's send out a patch.
好 马上做 Yeah, we're on it!
太帅了 That was awesome!
什么… What the...?
不准你通过 You shall not pass.
给我滚蛋 西斯 Kiss my Sith Lord butt!
兔子攻击 Rabbits, attack!
破坏… Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
在夜店预约派对 Book a party at a night club.
邀请所有人 除了莎凡娜 Invite everyone. Except Savannah.
听我说 停下来 Everybody, stop!
嘿 李奇 Hey, Rich!
接住 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Catch!
你开直播了没 兄弟？ You got this on the live, bro?
冲人气啰 For the views!
这简直就像是世界末日 不过好玩 So it's basically kind of the apocalypse, but fun!
嘿 莎莎 别闹 我在直播 Hey, cut it out, Sav. This is my thing.
抱歉 李奇 我现在有… Sorry, Rich. I have...
400万0432观赏人数 Four million, four hundred and thirty-two views.
喔 澳洲朋友起床了 早安各位 Oh, Australia's waking up. G'day, guys.
我们简直是丢脸丢到南半球了 We're about to be shamed by a whole other hemisphere.
我是莎凡娜米兹 I'm @theSavannahMeads.
这是一只大猩猩 And this is a giant monkey...
丧尸混合体 它正在摧毁学校 zombie mash-up that's basically trashing our school.
-只剩一分钟 -你在打发时间吗？ - Patch in one minute. - Are you knitting this thing?
快想办法 - Do something! - Hello?
快要放学了 It's nearly pickup!
脑子 Brains!
我是李奇 超级恶搞王 Ha-ha! And I'm Rich Belcher from Prank You Very Much.
快餐！ Snack!
我是便便 It pooped me.
分享“我是便便” Sharing "It pooped me."
-分享“我是便便” -分享… - Sharing "It pooped me." - Sharing.
-不 不要 -分享… - No. Stop it. - Sharing. Sharing. Sharing.
-不要分享 -分享“我是便便” - Don't share that. - Sharing "It pooped me."
立即安装补丁 Uploading the patch now!
成功补救了 That's the patch.
补救得好 幸好没有人看到 Just in time. Good thing nobody saw it.
（便便女孩）
你毁了泡泡 马可 You just killed Bubble, Marc.
分头找 务必找到它 Spread out. Find the rogue.
我要如何温柔地说出这句话？ How can I put this gently?
出去 Get out!
嗨 巴尼 Hi, Barney.
我们有43个新好友 We have 43 new friends.
也许你有 但是我被赶出去了 Maybe you do. But I've been kicked out.
这边 This way.
你怎么可以？ How could you?
你这个大笨蛋 You dumb bot!
现在我麻烦大了 我… I'm in so much trouble now.
你要做的只是尽量融入 All you had to do was just fit in.
你为什么要做那些事？ What was the point of even...?
巴尼 你是我朋友吗？ Barney, are you my friend?
什么？ What?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
我爸把你买回来送给我 My dad bought you for me.
又干嘛？ What's that?
（友谊是个双向道）
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
友谊是个双向道 Friendship is a two-way street.
-什么？ -我可以选择 - What? - I get to choose.
你教我的 You taught me.
我没有说离六英尺以外 I didn't say be more than six feet.
但是你现在心情不好 But you are having a bad day.
随便 我不在乎 你走啊 You know what? I don't care. Fine! Go on then.
我在走 - I am going. - Uh-huh.
-好的 -好喔 - Okay. - Okay. I'll...
-好喔 -我们…好啊 - Okay. - Okay!
再见 用户名称阿沙隆 Adios, registered-name-Absalom.
再见 阿沙隆的B宝 Adios, Absalom's B-Bot.
-在处理了 -上了13个国家的热搜 It's trending in 13 countries!
搜过学校了 They've searched the school, Marc.
但是没找到 They didn't find it.
泡泡股价爆跌 跌幅43% Bubble shares are crashing. Down 43%.
有成千上万个家长 We've got thousands of parents
在抱怨B宝的安全性 complaining about B-Bot safety.
有好几千个小孩 We've got thousands of kids
在抱怨B宝不能解锁 complaining their bots won't do the same stuff!
马可 我们该怎么办？ Marc, what do we do?
我… I...
我… Uh, I've...
我在想 I wonder.
也许身为一个用滑板做朋友的人 Maybe being a guy who makes his friends out of skateboards
并不会让你成为国际商业巨头 doesn't equip you to run a global tech giant.
好吧 就这么做 Okay. Here's our story.
把错推给那个怪咖 We blame everything on the rogue.
小小错误编码 单一个案 A single unit with a minor coding error.
小小？问题很大条耶 Minor? But the riot.
什么问题？我们先关闭网页 What riot? We hose down the Internet.
把影片删掉、贴文下架 Delete every video. Take down every post.
要是电视台播的话 Any TV station broadcasts it,
我们就买下时段 换上猫咪的影片 we buy the station and replace it with cat videos,
接下来再控告小孩不当使用产品 then we sue the kids for misuse of product
让他们签约 诸如此类 unless they sign a binding yada, yada,
再送校长水果礼盒 and send the principal a fruit basket.
天才 你觉得呢？ But what does the genius think?
好吧 安德鲁 都听你的 Okay. Andrew, you do this.
很好 交给我吧 Sweet justice pie.
回实验室 Hey, run off back to your lab
发明不会害死我们的东西 and invent something that doesn't kill us all.
然后…你有把这装满的程式吗？ And, uh, you got an algorithm for refilling this?
在学校查到了住址 We got an address from the school.
普多斯基 橡树山道 Pudowski. Oak Hill Drive.
很好 别发呆 Bing bong belushi!
去吧 Go!
不 等等 No.
巴尼他根本就没有B宝 But Barney doesn't even have a B-Bot.
学校里的孩子说他有 普多斯基先生 All the kids at school confirm he does, Mr. Pudowski.
他引起了骚动 He started a riot.
对不起 妳说我儿子是骗子吗？ I'm sorry, are you calling my son a liar?
喔 巴尼 Oh, Barney.
巴尼 Barney,
你是我朋友吗？ are you my friend?
“对我瞭如指掌” "Know everything about me."
“保持六英尺以内” "Stay within six feet of me."
“喜欢我” "Like me."
阿荣 Ron!
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我在把自己送回原厂去 Returning myself to the facility.
我是笨B宝 I am a dumb bot.
不 不 你不是 No! No, you're not.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我错了 I was wrong.
我们没修好我 我不能融入 We did not fix me. I did not fit in.
管他的 我也不能啊 Who cares? Neither do I.
这又不会怎样 It doesn't matter.
因为你是我朋友 'Cause you are my friend.
最好的朋友即刻拥有？ Your best friend out of the box?
（当朋友）
（我喜欢你）
（陪伴我）
不过记住 不准烧我内裤 But still don't burn my underpants.
妳知道我一直很担心他 只是… You know, I have been worried about him, but, uh,
我的工作实在是太忙了 I just... I work these crazy hours.
B宝在这？ The bot's in there?
很好 这东西很危险 Okay. This thing is dangerous.
我们得销毁它 We need to destroy it.
-快逃 -巴尼 - Let's run. - Barney,
你在里面吗？ are you in there?
就你跟我 Just you and me.
妈 妳有钥匙吗？ Mom, do you have a key?
我们不需要任何人 We don't need anyone else.
嘿 你不会有麻烦的 Hey, you're not in trouble.
拜托先开开门 Please, just let me in.
他人呢？ Where is he?
不要吵 - Shh. - No clucking.
会不会在朋友那里？ Could he be with a friend?
他其实根本没有朋友 Well, he... he doesn't really have any.
嘿 是那个小孩吗？ Hey! Isn't that the kid?
快… Go! Go, go, go!
他要跑掉了 He's getting away!
我们要快一点 We need to go faster!
没问题 No problem!
阿荣 成功了 好耶 Ron, you did it! Yes!
往这边 Hey, down here!
嘿 别跑 回来 Hey, stop! Come back!
我们要B宝 We just want the bot!
快 Quick!
“便便女孩”热播中 "Poop Girl" is trending.
妳有1903万2千个赞 You have 19,032,000 likes.
他往那边了 - 嘘 - He went this way! - Shh.
小姐 看到一个男孩跟一个B宝了吗？ Hey, miss. You seen a boy and a bot?
我像有这个心情的吗？ Do I look like I care?
好吧 抱歉 我的错 Okay, sorry. My bad.
怎么回事啊？ What's going on?
泡泡正在找阿荣 Bubble are looking for Ron.
他们认为是它的错 我必须保护它 They blame him for the riot. I have to protect him.
嘿 老黄 那个好像是便便女孩 Hey, dude. I think that was Poop Girl.
莎凡娜？ Savannah?
“便便女孩”现在有2056… "Poop Girl" has 20 million and 56...
便便女孩… Poop Girl. That's...
看来这个标签会跟着我一辈子 That's who I'm gonna be for my whole life.
不 No.
你要不要再回头找找？ You sure he's not back there?
-我们该走了 -等等 - We gotta go. - Wait.
你们要逃走？逃到森林里？ You're running away? To the woods?
拜托这次不要跟别人说 Please don't tell anyone this time.
那里面有邪恶小丑 巴尼 There are evil clowns in there, Barney.
他们的头会到处旋转 Their heads go all the way around.
是猫头鹰 莎凡娜 我保证 That's owls, Savannah. I promise!
你们跟丢了？ You lost them?
不…怎么会有这种事？ No, no, no. This is not happening.
这样吧 You know what?
读取镇上每个B宝的摄影机 Access the cameras on every B-Bot in town.
你要用B宝偷窥？ Use B-Bots to spy?
不是 我们只是录影 No. We're just recording
好用来进行训练和监控 for training and monitoring purposes.
可是 马可他… - But Marc would never...
马可在国内每个年轻消费者 Marc put a camera within six feet of
六英尺内都放了摄影机 every young consumer in the country.
现在妳才担心隐私问题？ And now you're worried about privacy?
把麦克风打开 Turn on the mics, too.
注意听“巴尼”“坏B宝” Listen out for "Barney," "Rogue Bot,"
“亏本的树脂”“神经病”这些内容 "Profit-sucking plastic psycho." That kind of thing.
相信我 不管他躲在哪里都会被找到 We'll find him. Wherever he is in that Podunk town!
-阿荣 -认输吧 - Ron. - In your face.
来吧 大帝 来决斗 Come on, Space Lord, fight me!
你需要棍子 You need a stick.
寻找棍子 - Searching for stick. - Huh?
这个好吗？ Is this one good?
回来 让我解决你 Come back and let me hurt you.
阿荣 这个太大了 这哪叫棍子 Ron! That's way too big for a stick!
我这个才多么大 Look at mine compared to yours!
请救我 Please help.
您有0.85位好友 You have 0.85 friends.
-您有0.7位好友 -哇 你在下沉 - You have 0.7 friends. - Oh, wow, you're sinking.
等等 先… Hold on. Just...
您有0.2位好友 You have 0.2 friends.
抓住我 我拉你出来 Grab my hands! I'm gonna get you out.
我拉你出来 I'm gonna get you out.
你说的 你选择 You know what? You choose.
双向道 对吗？ Two-way street, right?
这方向好 That way is good.
等等 你要去哪？ No, wait, wait. Where are you going?
阿荣 Ron.
等等 停… Hey, wait. Stop! Stop, stop.
不 阿荣 No! Ron!
抓到了 Gotcha! Whoa!
抓到了 Gotcha!
你干嘛要这么做？ What? Why on earth would you do that?
你的路我也要喜欢吗？ Do I have to like the path you like?
不是 No!
是你的路很烂 But your path sucks!
你搞什么鬼？那是悬崖 And seriously? Off a cliff?
我喜欢… I like,
“搞什么鬼？悬崖” "Seriously? Off a cliff?"
这方向好 That way is good.
挡住… Log. Log.
来 - Log. - Here.
哇 你用掉了这么多电力啊？ Been eating too much electricity?
你的肌肉太小了 Your muscles are under-sized.
才没有呢 No, they're not.
欸 阿荣 Hey, Ron.
跟我说说你的事 我都没问过 Tell me something about you. I never asked.
我是第一代的泡泡B宝 I am a Bubble generation one B-Bot.
我目前有一个好友 I currently have one friend.
喔哇 找到了 Oh, wow. I found it.
帅耶 Nice!
你要吗？ You wanna share?
你有29个邀请没有分享 You have not shared 29 friend invites.
对 我知道 Yeah. I know.
只要不邀请 就不会被拒绝 If you don't ask, they can't say no.
轻松简单 Problem solved.
你知道我六岁生日有谁来吗？ You know who I had at my party when I was six?
莎凡娜跟李奇 真的 Savannah and Rich. For real.
他们是因为住得近才跟我交朋友 They were my friends just because they lived nearby.
但是有时候 But at some point
你会… you just...
你会发现你… You just get it...
你不像他们一样那么酷 that you're not gonna be one of the cool kids.
谁在乎 对吧？ Hey, who cares, right?
因为我现在有一个好朋友 'Cause I currently have one friend, too.
要在森林住多久？ How long will we live in the woods?
不知道 I don't know.
永远吧 Forever?
（陪伴我）
（永远）
你会说故事吗 阿荣？ Do you know any stories, Ron?
我可以从可用数据编一个 I can create one from my available data.
我要叫它 It will be called
《阿迪斯贝巴的阿沙隆 "The Awesome Adventures of Absalom of Addis Ababa
和B宝艾伦的历险记》 "and His Android, Alan."
很久很久以前在阿迪斯贝巴的 Once upon a time in Addis Ababa,
城市是衣索比亚的首都 capital city of Ethiopia,
在这个位于非洲之角的国家 sovereign state in the Horn of Africa,
有一亿个居民 with 100 million inhabitants,
包括阿沙隆和他的 lived Absalom and his friend Alan,
第一代B宝朋友艾伦 a generation one android.
这故事不错 That's a nice story.
要我们再检查讯息吗？ Shall we check your messages one more time?
-好啊 -“便便女孩”更新中 - Yeah, sure. - "Poop Girl" is trending.
莎凡娜解除好友？解除她 Savannah unfriended me? Unfriend her!
有脑袋的人都应该封锁李奇 Well, anyone with a brain cell should block Rich Belcher.
传讯息给有脑袋的人 Message to anyone with a brain cell.
他们？什么？那又不是我的错 They what? It wasn't my fault.
要我们再检查讯息吗？ Shall we check your messages one more time?
我的算法 怎么… My algorithm. What?
看到莎凡娜了吗？ Did you see Savannah?
便便女孩 是吗？ Poop Girl, right?
幸好我没她那么惨 I'm so glad I am not her right now.
你把她移除了 是吗？ You dropped her from this chat, right?
从群组移除莎凡娜 Dropping Savannah from this chat.
有人做了混音 Someone did a remix.
她是便便… ♫ It pooped me ♫ ♫ It pooped me ♫
是谁做的？ Who did that?
这是匿名鼠3的作品 Anonymouse3 created it.
2300万人喜欢便便女孩混音版 23 million friends love "Poop Girl, the Remix!"
她是便便…
嗨 我是巴尼的… Hi. Uh, we're Barney's...
他还没回家 He hasn't come home.
对 我们想… And, yeah. So we're just...
想问问他的… We're checking with his, uh...
他的朋友们 his fellow children.
妳是巴尼的朋友 You are Barney's friend.
妳来过他的生日派对 You come to his birthday party.
我的羊吃掉妳的手环 My goat eat your slap bracelet.
喔 那个派对 Oh! That party.
妳知不知道他可能会去哪里？ Do you have any idea where he is?
不…我… No, I,
抱歉 uh... Sorry.
妈 我整天卖命工作卖新奇垃圾 Oh, Mom. I work round the clock selling novelty junk
只为了让他过上好生活 just to try to give him a life.
但是我搞砸了 妈 But I'm blowing it, Mom.
我…我找不到他 I... I've lost touch with him.
为什么他不找我？ Why didn't he come to me?
有时候小孩也会保护大人 Sometimes kid protect grown-up.
这样不对 That's not right.
他会好好的 He will be okay.
我们这个家族很勇敢也很坚强 Pudowskis are brave and strong.
刚刚有蜘蛛 这么大一只耶 There's a spider. Literally, like, this big!
有鸟在你的脸上留言 A bird has commented on your face.
真倒霉 Oh, great.
我们在哪里？ Where even are we?
（立刻关闭B宝 限用学校APP）
下课 接下来我们要做20分钟数学题 Recess. Now known as 20 minutes of extra math.
4/5的小数是多少？ What is four-fifths as a decimal?
2005的平方是多少？ What is the square root of nine?
什么鬼啊 Ugh! Seriously?
-3050开根号是多少？ -开什么玩笑啊 You have to be kidding me.
亚力 杰登 Alex, Jayden!
昨天超嗨的 对吧？ Yesterday was sick, right?
抱歉 杰登现在不方便回应 Sorry. Jayden's not available right now.
他们把我屏蔽了？ They've blocked me?
将3的8次方减11的表达方式 Simplify the expression; three to the power of eight
简化成以下 minus eleven.
李奇 Rich!
2500万个好友按赞… Twenty-five million friends love...
-她是便便… -静音 真是够了 - ♫ It pooped me ♫ - Wait! Seriously!
你把我彻底的毁了 - You have ruined my life. - Uh...
你听好 But, look.
是巴尼 好吗？ It's Barney, okay?
他失踪了 He's missing.
什…什么？ What?
你跟我 是我们害了他 You and me, we got him in trouble.
他在森林里 这全都是我们的错 He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there.
无法前进 Access denied.
-来 -无法前进…无法前… - Here. - Access denied. Access...
无法… Access.
我们找地方睡觉吧 Let's find some place to camp.
全都是湿的 Everything's wet.
我们有多久 How long is...
“不知道 永远吧” "I don't know. Forever"?
12小时？12天？12年？ Twelve hours? Twelve days? Twelve years?
-120年？ -别再问蠢问题了 - Twelve decades? - Stop asking dumb questions.
我只剩下12%的电力 I have 12% battery power remaining.
阿荣回来 Ron, come back.
你脑袋进水了是不是？ Have you got water damage to the brain?
你别开玩笑 I mean, seriously?
如果你回去 他们一定会把你销毁 If you go back, they will send you to the crusher.
你想被回收做成便当盒吗？ Do you want to be recycled as a lunch box?
你有何计划？是不是… What is your plan? Is it,
-快逃 快跑啊 "Run! Run away!
快…我们快逃 -停 阿荣 - "Go, go, go! We gotta run." - Stop. Ron.
别说了 Stop it!
89%的问题处理方式 Avoids problems 89% of the time.
你很讨厌 You are so annoying!
你很讨厌 43.8%的问题处理方式 You are so annoying 43.8% of the time.
你就不能让我安静一下？ Why don't you save your battery
省省你的电 by getting off my back?
森林里没有什么能烧的 Argh. There's nothing in these woods that'll burn!
不正确 Incorrect.
（别烧我的内裤）
（除了帮我保暖）
那是什么？ What's that?
我没有教过你 I never told you that.
我才不会怕黑呢 I'm not afraid of the dark.
喔不 阿荣 Oh, no. Ron.
我的太阳能电池功能 My solar battery function
还没有上传 has not been uploaded.
喔 是电力 Electricity.
没错 你最喜欢的 Of course you like it.
目前电只剩5% Five percent battery remaining.
5%？ Five percent? Uh...
好 去睡觉 Okay. Go to sleep.
快…快关掉 快关掉 Power down. Power down.
阿荣 你说得没有错 Oh, Ron. You're right about the dark.
我妈妈过世后 After my mom died,
我每一天晚上都好害怕 I was terrified every single night.
而且我超想跑到我爸的房间跟他说 And I wanted so bad to just run into my dad's room and tell him...
但是… but
他又能怎么样？ what if he was scared, too?
阿荣 Ron!
不会吧 阿荣？ Seriously, Ron?
没有人知道我们在这 No one even knows we're here.
他在森林里 这全都是我们的错 He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there.
他躲进森林里去了？ He left town for the woods?
天黑了 天气越来越糟了 It's night. The weather's getting worse.
那启动安全用摄影机 Pff. So access the security cameras.
没那种东西 那是森林 There aren't any. It's the woods.
这么扯 好吧 Insane. Okay.
那就安装一些 Let's put some in.
带我去那个小镇 Get me to Nonsuch.
他们在森林里 我一定要见到他们 They're in the woods. I have to meet Ron and Barney.
总有一棵树 One of these trees
是有电源插座之类的 对吧？ must have a power outlet or something, right?
这下真的不妙了 阿荣 Oh, this is not okay, Ron.
朋友不会突然死掉 Best friends don't die on each other.
我们一直在绕圈圈吗？ Are we going around in circles?
喂 我在这 看这里… Hey! Down here! Over here!
救救我们啊 Help us! Help!
等等 救我 就会… Wait. They'll help me, but...
不…拜托 No, no, no. Come on.
那是什么？ What are they?
我没有找到 I got nothing.
我们不能放弃 We can't give up.
在森林里迷路的人是回不来的 People get lost in those woods and never come out.
你们知道吗？ You know what?
我们已经尽力了 到此为止吧 We've done our best. Let's call it a night.
-什么？你不能这样 -那个男孩怎么办？ - What? We can't do that. - But what about the boy?
他不在森林里 He's just not in there.
明天再从镇上的另一头找吧 We should try across town tomorrow.
都回家去吧 Let's all go home.
是莎凡娜的B宝 还有诺亚的 That's Savannah's B-Bot. And Noah's.
阿荣 Ron.
我想我们两个都要报废了 I guess we're both literally landfill.
便便女孩有3200万… "Poop Girl" has 32 million...
你轮子上怎么有泥巴？ Why is there mud on your wheels?
不 不 你不能回去 No, no. You can't go back.
在学校里很难生存 Must survive middle school.
不 不 阿荣 No, no, Ron. They'll...
他们会把你带走 They'll take you forever.
他们会把你销毁 They'll send you to the crusher.
留下来 Stay with me.
这片森…森林里没有朋友 There are no friends in the woods.
阿荣 Ron.
不要 What is it?
警报 警报 Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble.
-看到了吗？ -泡泡…阿荣 - Do you see that? - Bubble Bot, Ron Bintscatsco...
-我的天啊 是阿荣 -警报 - Oh, my gosh! It's Ron. - Alert Bubble.
-嘿 是它 -还有巴尼 - Hey! It's him! - And... And Barney!
巴尼？ Barney?
巴尼加油 Barney! Come on!
我们来了兄弟 撑着点 We're coming, brother. Hang on there!
-巴尼 你还好吗？ -喔 巴尼 - Barney, are you okay? - Barney!
是气喘 他不能呼吸了 It's his asthma. He can't breathe right.
12岁男孩 二级气管痉挛 Twelve-year-old boy. Grade two bronchospasm.
怎…怎么是你们？ Why are you guys here?
朋友的六岁生日 - Friends... - Sixth birthday.
抱…抱歉 Sorry.
我以为…以为你们… He thought that... I... I know...
你们不是我的朋友 I know you're not my friends.
我…我们不是…好朋友吗？ Well, we're not not your friends.
在这边 Over here!
快点 他在这边 Yo, guys, he's over here.
快下来 Get down here.
-快点 -他受伤了 需要急救 - Let's go! - He's hurt. He needs help.
-快 是他们 帮他们 -好 我看到了 - Quick! It's them. Help them! - Okay, I can see them.
-巴尼 巴尼 Barney! Oh, Barney!
这里 普多斯基先生…他在那里 Mr. Pudowski, Mr. Pudowski, he's over here.
检查他的脖子还有脉搏 Check his lungs for a pulse or something.
快点让开 - Stand back! - Oh, my Barney.
-我的巴尼 -好 来 深呼吸 All right, deep breaths.
不会有事的 爸在这里 Everything's okay. Dad's here.
拜托救救他 Help him, please!
找到那个孩子了 We've located the kid.
是他们 没事了 It's them! They're safe.
找到了 They found them!
-怎么这么吵？ -B宝救了他 - What's happening? - The bot saved the boy.
什么？这个邪恶亏本的机器 What? That evil profit-sucking thing!
-抓住它 -交给我 - Grab it! - I'm on it.
快让开 - Stand back.
-妳想干嘛？ -交给我吧 - Hey... Let me take him. - Give me the bot.
-把B宝给我 -不 - What are you doing? - No!
住手 Stop! Stop it!
-你不能抓它 -离它远一点 - You can't take him! - Leave him alone!
-它很危险 -它才不危险 - - It's dangerous. - He's not dangerous.
不 我们不会让妳把它带走 You can't take him. We won't let you!
这个B宝是巴尼的朋友 That bot is Barney's best friend, dude.
它刚刚救了他一命 He just saved his life!
-喔不 -浏览量上升 - Oh, no. - The stream's trending.
大家把这个B宝当英雄 People are calling the bot a hero!
勇敢的B宝救了他 Brave Bubble Bot saved boy.
安息吧 阿荣 RIP, Ron.
真可怜 How sad.
-刚好可以打广告 -什么？ - And yet how great for sales! - What?
好吧 计画改变 Okay. Moving on!
我们小时候就认识巴尼 We've known Barney since we were little.
你跟他念幼稚园的时候最要好 You were his best friend in kindergarten.
而我是跟艾娃 And you were mine.
很多事都变了 It gets complicated.
对啊 我该加好友吗？ Yeah, right. Should I friend Barney?
搜索巴尼中“喜欢恶搞” Searching for "Barney likes pranks."
不符合 No matches.
其实你很逊 Your pranks are lame.
我很好笑吧？ They're funny, man.
如果我不搞笑 If I don't do funny,
我…我算什么？ uh, I got nothing.
B宝有那么重要吗？ Since when did this stuff matter?
巴尼和阿荣 就像我们以前 Barney and Ron. It's like we used to be.
她是便便… ♫ It pooped me ♫
-巴尼 巴尼 嘿 -喔 巴尼 - Barney? Barney! - Oh, Barney!
喔 巴尼 Hey! Oh, Barney,
爸爸真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我让你失望了 I let you down.
没事的 爸
我…我知道我一直都忙着工作 I know I'm always overwhelmed with work.
但是我是你爸 懂吗？ But I'm your dad, okay?
我知道 爸
你是我在这个世界上最心爱的宝贝 You're like a piece of my heart walking around the world,
而且我真的好爱你 and I love you so much
让我有勇气面对任何事情 that it makes me strong enough to deal with anything.
我无法失去你 Except losing touch with you.
我知道了
跟我说话 巴尼 Just talk to me, Barney.
-我在说 -你很寂寞？我懂 - I'm trying! - You're lonely? I get it.
-阿荣呢？ -跟我聊聊 - Where's Ron? - Just communicate.
嘿 Ow! Hey!
我有朋友 爸 I've got a friend, Dad!
是它救了我一命 记得吗？ The one that saved my life, remember?
它在哪里？ - Where is he? - Uh...
嗨 我是泡泡公司的马可卫德尔 Hi. I'm Marc Wydell from Bubble.
阿荣在哪里？你销毁了？ Where is Ron? If you crushed him...
不 当然没有 巴尼 No, of course not. Barney,
我发明B宝 I invented B-Bots.
我的梦想是互动和友谊 They're my dream. Connection and friendship.
可是没有效果 But it's not working.
除了你和阿荣 我修好了 Except you and Ron. I fixed him.
我想弄明白 - I wanna understand.
你好吗 巴尼？ What's up, Barney?
阿荣 你没事 Ron! You're okay!
那什么？ What's that?
击掌排行榜上的新榜首 The new number one on the high-five charts.
我认识100个人 I now know all 100.
-你还好吗？ -好极了 伙伴 - Are you okay? - Doing great, buddy!
我们一起回家 Let's go home
去看你喜欢的石头收藏吧 and check out your awesome rock collection.
不 你喜欢满满的电力 No. You like electricity.
但是你喜欢 I do if you do.
等等 它不是阿荣 Wait. This isn't Ron.
你…你把它怎么了？ What did you do to him?
它的程式码不稳定 His code was unstable.
我重新安装了算法 So I re-installed the algorithm...
他修好了我 自拍？ He fixed me. Selfie?
老太婆 没意思 - Old women. Not trending. - Bah.
鳏夫爸 真惨 Widowed dads, downer!
-喂 -美肌 贴文 - Hey. - Enhance and post!
你修坏了 这不是以前的它 Un-fix him. It's not him!
不 没…没关系 N... No. It... It's okay.
我把阿荣备份了 I backed up Ron to the cloud.
只要上云端 然后找旧的… I'll just log in and I'll find the old... Huh?
（拒绝访问） 他们怎么会封锁我的权限？ They can't lock me out.
我是泡泡公司CEO I'm the CEO of Bubble.
身为泡泡公司新CEO As the new CEO of Bubble,
我很遗憾的宣布 it's my sad duty to announce
股东们已经一致同意解雇马可卫德尔 that the shareholders have wisely agreed to fire Marc Wydell.
安德鲁… Andrew! Andrew! Andrew!
什么？ - What? - Argh.
巴尼 Barney!
它在云端 是你说的 对吧？ He's in the cloud. That's what you said, right?
-我… -好 带我过去 - Well... - So take me there.
-什么意思？ -你听到了 - I'm sorry? - You heard my son.
他要到你说的云... He needs to get to the cloud.
什么东西 thing.
而且我也要去 And I'm going with him! Uh...
巴尼 云端在泡泡总部下面 Barney, the cloud is in a concrete fortress
半英里的混凝土堡垒 half a mile below Bubble.
那里有两百万台ZB级数据的服务器 There are two million servers with a zettabyte of data.
你要怎么找阿荣？ How would you find Ron?
它是我朋友 He's my friend.
所以带我过去 再让我进去 So take me there and get me in!
好耶 好耶 Yeah! Go get
-去把神经病带回来 -加油 加油 巴尼 - that psycho robot, dude! - Go! Go, Barney!
好了 泡泡怪头 去救阿荣吧 Okay, Bubble booble. Let's go get Ron.
听好 要把巴尼弄进云端 Okay. To get Barney down into the cloud,
我们要闯过保全系统 we'll have to break in past security
然后直达泡泡总部的核心 and get right to the heart of Bubble HQ.
明天下午 Tomorrow afternoon, all the workers
所有员工会在展示会场那边看安德鲁 will be watching Andrew in the launchitorium.
我们伺机行动 That's our chance.
全体人员请到展示会场 All staff to the launchitorium.
让我们一起欢迎你们的新执行长 Please welcome your new CEO, Andrew!
（安德鲁） 安德鲁
耶… Yes, yes, yes!
耶 Yes! Ha-ha! Love it!
-嗨 -欢迎 - Hi. - Hi there!
很高兴为您服务 How can Bubble help you?
打扫 - Cleaner! - Uh, ma'am, you can't just...
-女士 妳可以先… -先生 - Sir? - Ma'am?
-对 您能看一下吗？谢谢 -女士 Yeah. Can you take a look at this, please?
这个东西老是故障 It just keeps crashing on me.
而且每次按空白键的时候 And there's a smell of burning
总是有烧焦味 when I hit the space bar.
先生 这里不是泡泡商店 Sir, this isn't a Bubble Store.
这里是总部 This is HQ.
怎么会这样？ Oh!
我刚把泡泡输入定位 I just put Bubble in my GPS.
怎么会有19小时车程？ I wondered why it was a 19-hour drive.
您可以帮我看看吗？ Can you look at it anyway?
我真傻 Oh, silly me.
再来一次 Again, please.
可能是… Hang... Might be... Ooh.
搜身？ Pat down?
好 员工、同事、股东们 So, workers, colleagues, shareholders.
嗨 股东们 爱你喔 Hi, shareholders. Love ya.
公司最近出了一点小小的问题 Bubble's had a few minor problems lately,
对不对啊？ right?
对 但是我有个好消息 Oof! Yeah. But here's the good news.
我们的B宝 完全没有问题 There's nothing wrong with our B-Bots.
是小孩 It's kids.
问题是在小孩 Kids are the problem.
你让小孩玩电脑一个小时 You give a child an hour of screen time,
就能享有宁静 you get peace and quiet.
让他跟朋友混 情况就会失控 You have his friends around, all hell breaks loose!
对吗 孩子们？ Am I right, kids?
要多用电脑 Stick to your screens.
今天 你的即刻好友要成为 Today, your best friend out of the box becomes...
你唯一需要的朋友 The only friend you'll ever need!
先登入 先生 Just log in, sir.
好的 Okay.
（普多斯基 密码：葛拉汉）
什么？ Huh?
你看 它在我家就是这样 See? That's what it did at my house.
搞定了 All good.
怎…怎么回事？ What happened?
快啊 Come on!
好了 大家出来吧 Okay. Everybody out.
-天啊 -羊好臭喔 This goats smells.
好 这边 Okay. This way.
（警告：高压电） 伺服器机房 Server room.
需要指纹验证 Fingerprint recognition.
交给我 I fix it.
灯、洒水器、空调 还有安全门 Lights, sprinklers, air-con, security doors.
全吃光 马汀娜 Eat it all, Martina!
这…怎么会？ What? Uh... What the...?
好了 Okay.
你们到那边去 You guys go that way.
又见面了 伙伴 Good to see you, buddy.
发生什么事了？ What is going on?
接待处那里有个人 Uh, there's a guy in reception.
-什么？ -是他的笔电 - What? - It's his laptop.
（普多斯基新奇出口）
普多斯基新奇出口？ "Pudowski Novelty Exports"?
普多斯基？那个小鬼 Pudowski! That kid!
安德鲁 他在大楼里面 Uh, Andrew. He's in the building.
什么？ What?
对 我想他去那边了 Hey, yeah. I think he went down that way.
在下面 Down here!
明明在这 Huh? They were right here.
太奇怪了 That is weird.
好了 Okay.
巴尼 沿着中心轴爬过去 Barney, slide along to the central shaft.
那个内部数据线会直接通向云端 The data cables inside lead to down to the cloud.
我们会对付保全和其他人 We'll cover security and, uh, stuff.
-加油 乖孙子 -好 - Good luck, Momscke. - Okay.
好 好 Okay.
他们当然在走廊上 Of course they're in the corridors.
他们不可能消失 They didn't just vanish!
只要爬下去 Just go down here.
好吧 Okay.
他没说过有这个 He never mentioned that.
妳在做什么？ What are you doing?
我… I...
女人出来工作有什么问题吗？ You have problem with women in workplace?
我没说有 I never said that.
要帮我按摩吗？ You want to squeeze my knee?
什…什么？ What?
安德鲁 我们找到了一只山羊 Andrew, we found this goat in the electrics.
你们到底是什么人？搞笑集团？ Who are you people? An improv troupe?
阿荣 Ron!
你那个小爱哭鬼在哪里？ Where is your snotty little brat?
他在找他的朋友 He's looking for his friend.
朋友？朋友？ Friend? Friend?
嘿 你是我朋友吗？ Hey, are you my friend?
是的 安德鲁 Sure, Andrew.
它们是程式 骗人的 They're just code. A trick.
什么？ What?
数据集合体是由我们操控 Data-harvesting units controlled by us.
我们用来为儿童消费者 Designed to give kids a consumer experience
提供针对浏览喜好 featuring products and services
量身订制的产品和服务体验 tailored to their browsing profile.
B宝对他们瞭如指掌 The B-Bots know everything about them.
这样子就有卖点大卖了 So we can sell them stuff.
你在偷窥小孩？ You're spying on kids?
我讨厌小孩 I hate kids.
安德鲁 有人跑进云端里了 Uh, Andrew. There's someone inside the cloud.
什么？ What?
是…是他 对不对？ It's him, isn't it?
-把云端关掉 -不 - Power down the cloud. - No!
-不 -叫保安人员进去 - No. - And send in security.
阿荣 Ron!
你在这里吗？ Are you even here?
你在哪里？巴尼普多斯基 Oh, no. Where are you? Barney Pudowski.
七年级 Um, seventh grade.
就读诺莎中学 Nonsuch Middle School.
什么意思？ Uh... What is this?
电源关闭 Powering down.
-功能10% -怎么回事？ - What's happening? - System at 10%.
-不… -5% - No. No, no, no. - 5%.
2% 2%.
不 No!
阿荣 我找不到你 Ron, I'll never find you.
你就回不来了 And you'll never find me.
找我 Find me.
找我？ Find me!
拜托 Please.
阿荣 我来了 Ron, I'm coming!
（泡泡 硬盘）
阿荣 Ron!
快点 快点 Come on, come on!
(获准访问)
好 登入了 Yes! I'm in.
巴尼 Barney!
他做到了 He made it.
找到你了 成功了 找到你了 I found you! I did it! I found you!
桌面 桌面 Uh, desk, desk.
好吧 Oh! Okay. Uh...
开始啰 Here we go.
嗨 阿沙隆？ Hi, Absalom?
阿荣 是你 Ron, it's you!
现在我知道它怎么了 Now I know what's wrong with him.
阿荣它没有我的算法 Ron never had my algorithm.
（当朋友）
它的程式码真是… That's his code?
好漂亮 像… It's beautiful. Like...
（在黑暗中勇敢）
活的 Alive.
阿荣 他们把你变成电力 Hey, Ron. They turned you into electricity...
要把你装进石头里 put inside a rock.
满满的电力 Electricity is best.
-你很讨厌 -你很讨厌 - You are so annoying! - Whoa, whoa...
请击掌 表示我们建立连结 Please slap my hand to show we are bonding.
我在六英尺以内 I am within six feet.
好了 就保持这样 好吗？ Okay. Then just stay that way, all right?
因为我们得离开这 快点 阿荣 'Cause we gotta get out of here! Come on, Ron.
阿荣？ Ron?
不是不是朋友 Not, not your friends.
我知道 我… I know. I...
他们不是很开心 They are not having fun.
（便便女孩）
（0人观看）
（排行榜第一名诺亚）
（怪咖 科学女）
（准备狂欢）
好奇怪 It's weird.
我一直以为只有我最孤单 I used to think that I was the lonely one.
他们都该有个阿荣 They need to upgrade to a Ron.
我的功能是交朋友 I am for making friends.
什么？你是说真的？ What? You mean, for real?
把…把它们升级跟你一样？ Uh, upgrade them so they'd all be like you?
请将我连结到泡泡网络 Please connect me to the Bubble network.
那样的话 Two hundred and twenty-five million
就会有2.25亿个阿荣了 Rons out there!
请将我连结 Please connect me.
这太疯狂了 我是说了不起… It would be insane! I mean, amazing,
-但… -会很好玩 - but... - It will be fun.
我们就在这里 我们就在网络的核心 We're right here. In the middle of the network.
也许我们真的可以这么做 Maybe we could really do this.
机会来了 不能错过 It's our one chance. Now or never.
-系统关闭了 -开不了 - Systems are down. - It won't open!
快点啊 巴尼 Uh... Come on, Barney.
他们在干嘛？ What are they doing?
“把B宝升级成阿荣” "Upgrade all B-Bots to be like Ron."
阿荣的代码 Ron's code!
没错 这个代码就是解决方案 Of course. His code is the fix to mine!
我…我可以帮忙他们 I can help them.
(上传阿荣的程序 重启服务器 重置系统及驱动)
马可？他在帮我们 Marc? He's helping us.
这样就事半功倍了 This is how we do it.
好耶 Yes!
小鬼 开门 Come on, kid, open up!
该怎么做？ Okay, what do I do?
重启… Um, reboot...
等等 Wait!
请将我连结到泡泡网络 Please connect me to the Bubble network.
太好了 兄弟 Oh! Finally, buddy.
好了 准备好 各位 Okay. Hold on tight, guys.
大家都会有阿荣 You're all getting a Ron!
（按F12键）
阿荣 等等 你要去哪里？ Ron. Wait, where are you going?
进入网络 Into the network.
不 不行 No. No way.
你只要复制程序然后发送出去 You just copy your code and send that.
那些设定还没上传 The settings have not been uploaded.
不…它的程式码不完全 No, no, no. His code is fragmenting.
它会消失 不 He'll disappear! No!
-快点 -快开门 Come on, open up!
我们得走了 别管了 We'll just have to go. Forget it.
快点 我不会丢下你的 Come on. I'm not leaving you behind.
巴尼 Barney.
我的功能是交朋友 I am for making friends.
什么？ What?
不 你要跟我走 No. You're coming with me.
如何做朋友 How to be a friend.
是你教我的 You taught me.
不 No.
留下来 记得吗？ Stay with me. Remember?
留 朋友 Stay friends.
我们能修 We can fix it.
你跟我 You and me.
不能错过 Now or never.
我想我们… I guess we'll...
它们都被换成好的 we'll swap them all for a good one.
最好的 The best one.
去吧 阿荣 你不用待在六英尺以内 Go, Ron. You don't have to stay within six feet.
去 要无所不在 Go. Be everywhere.
再见 阿沙隆 Adios, Absalom.
后会有期 荣恩毕斯卡斯科 Arrivederci, Ron Bintscatsco.
（友谊安装中）
（当朋友）
-快点 -发生什么事了？ - Come on. - What is that?
怎么会这样？ What's happening?
嗨 Hi.
我…我走错路了 I, uh, took a wrong turn.
喔 Oh. Uh...
好 Right.
请往这边 This way, please.
我们找到了 We got him.
太好了 收工 Finally. Job done.
摄影机坏了？ Uh, the cameras.
巴尼 嘿 他出来了 Barney! Hey! There he is!
巴尼 Oh, Barney!
走快一点 所有人都出去 Move it along. Everybody outta here.
你有… Did you...?
我什么都会告诉你 爸 I'm gonna tell you everything, Dad.
路上再说 On the way home.
好啊 真棒 Okay. Great.
让开 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Etcetera.
对不起 我们… Sorry. Just, um... Uh...
说到哪了？ Where were we?
骗人的 A trick!
数据集合体是由我们操控 Data harvesting units controlled by us.
这样子就有卖点大卖了 So we can sell them stuff.
我讨厌小孩 I hate kids!
其实… You know,
我很热爱我担任泡泡CEO的时光 I've loved my time as Bubble CEO,
在过去这32小时的历史性时刻 and I wanna thank you all for your support
我很感谢大家的支持 over the last 32 historic hours.
但是我现在必须离开 But I need to go now
我得花点时间去找我的… to spend more time with my...
联络人 contacts.
所以 请掌声欢迎… So, please welcome back
马可卫德尔 Marc Wydell.
耶 Yeah!
马可… Marc! Marc! Marc!
欢迎大家来到友谊的未来 Welcome to the future of friendship.
（三个月后）
走吧 See you later.
你看又来了 Here we go again.
越来越怪了 It's gonna get weird.
-那边才好 -这边才好 - That way is good. - This way is good.
嘿 不是说要待在六英尺以内吗？ Hey! What happened to staying within six feet?
咦 我的B宝呢？等等… Guys, where's my troll bot? Wait...
我可以选 I get to choose.
韩流？你开什么玩笑？ K-pop? Are you kidding me?
连三个月都这样 回来 Three months it's been like this. Come back.
别闹了 宝贝 Come on, dude.
所以 我又来了 So, here I am again.
好玩的18分钟下课天堂 Eighteen minutes of recess fun.
谢了阿荣 你帮了我 Thanks, Ron. You fixed me.
还有所有人 And everyone else.
嘿 我跟他不熟 Hey! We don't know them.
我来帮你选朋友 我选了所有人 I get to choose your friends. And I choose everyone!
交友邀请 Friend request.
嘿 Hey.
交友邀请 Friend request.
你改变了世界 巴尼普多斯基 You've changed the world, Barney Pudowski.
这也太酷了吧 How cool is that?
-交友邀请 -交友邀请 - Friend request. - Friend request.
不是我一个人 Not just me.
（最好的朋友 即刻拥有）
嘿 Hey!
喔 天啊 Oh, my gosh!
妳不是那个女生？ Aren't you that girl that got...
就是那个… You know.
找不到影片 Video not found.
喔 弄错了 Oh. My bad.
谢谢 Thanks.
走吧 Come on.
-嗨 巴尼 -嘿 - Hi, Barney! - Hey!
我的B宝常常这样 My bot does that every time.
-你好 -嘿 嗨 - Hey there. - Hi.
好奇怪喔 It's so weird.
-嗨 -他就像B宝王 - Hi. - He's, like, king of the bots.
它们喜欢普多斯基 They love Pudowski.
小巴 拜托你 Barn, you have got to get back
再进去泡泡的云端里一次 in that Bubble cloud place.
叫那个B宝不要自订规则好吗？ And get this bot to stop making up its own game rules.
每个人免费升级 Free upgrades for everyone!
这样我要怎么赢？ How am I ever gonna win?
兄弟 应该告诉大家 Dude! We gotta tell 'em!
你恶搞了一个国际商业巨头耶 兄弟 You pranked a global freakin' tech giant, man!
让我蹭一下流量 可以吗？ Please let me stream the reveal, bro, please?
相信我 李奇 名气太不实际了 Take it from me, Rich. Fame is overrated.
看我带了什么 Look what I brought.
-我要一个 -可以给我一个吗？ - I'll take one.
每个人都有 One for everyone.
干杯 Cheers!
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers! - Cheers!
巴尼 你看 Barney! Hey! You see?
我说过长椅有用吧 I told you my bench would work!
好 好棒 Yeah. It's great.
你奶奶做菜怎么这么好吃啊？ Mmm. Is all your gran's food this good?
那有空再来我家 一起玩 Come... Come over sometime. Hang out.
我知道你超想看我的石头收藏 I know you're dying to see my rock collection.
她还会放火烧我们吗？ Will she set us on fire again?
-希望会 -那超好玩的 - Hope so. - That was so fun!
不过你得看好这只山羊 But you're gonna have to talk to that goat,
因为我不希望我的珠宝 because I do not want any more of my jewelry
再穿过牠的肠子 going through its intestines.
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